Let’s see, who do I have left? Travis, Hoshi, and Malcolm, I think.
Have any pictures of that purple ball trick?
(underlining mine)
So, does thew ferret have a speech impediment in English, too?
Hahahahaha. Modifier placement is fun!
well, the underlining WOULD have been mine, if I hadn’t thoroughly screwed up the coding.
I’m going to go wallow in shame and self-hatred, now.
He can canned?
I’m sorry, I just can’t imagine a Trek writer doing high-kicks to an Offenbach tune.
See, I saw “Klingon” and “Wolfe” and my brain turned it into “Worf.”
So I was imagining WORF can-canning.
Move over, Nicole Kidman, there’s a new kid on the Moulin.
Wharf? Woof?
Ate any good books lately?
EATEN any good books lately, have you EATEN any good books lately.
I just woke up… quiet, you.
You are not a merry man?
“If you awaken with bad grammer, you will sleep with bad spelling.”
-Benjamin Franklin.
Definitely feeling aggressive tendencies.
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you thin? It’s like raaaaain on your wedding day… it’s like a free ride when you’re already late…
No, wait… those aren’t ironic. Nevermind. :dubious:
God damn it… think. Think, think, think.
Are you contagious?
So a Klingon, a Romulan, and Denobulan Slime Devil walk into a bar…
The duck looks down at the Cardassian, then says to the bartender, “Doesn’t everyone have one?”
Limerick time (You getting sick of them yet? Only two more after this one).
Ensign Travis was born on a freighter
Which was captained and owned by his pater
He asks them each week
If it’s his turn to speak
But the writers respond to him “later”
Speaking of limericks, I forgot to mention before, very nice Kn*ckers. Not only good rhymes, good meter (just as important as the rhyme, but often forgotten).
[geek]
BTW, isn’t it Denebian slime devil, Aesiron? I don’t think the good doctor would appreciate it that you called them Denobulans.
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A Denebulan slime devil walks into a bar, the second one ducks!
A Klingon walks into a bar, the barkeeper says “Why the Long face?” The Klingon kills him.
A Romulan walks into a bar and takes out a 12 inch Praetor…
Did Ben Franklin really spell “grammar” incorrectly to be ironic, or was that just because he slept with bad spelling?
It’s because Franklin was a smart ass.