She’s not a Saint John’s Wort either, is she? Cause I’m allergic.
i have a license to pun in St. Louis…
Watch it, 'Boy, you’re channeling Norah Jones with Olivia Newton John and Supertramp.
And the name is ANTONIA!!!
Where is the rest of the limerick? four more lines…
Odd, isn’t it? DS9 and VOY always had low ratings, I think, yet they were renewed for years.
If UPN doesn’t like the ratings, they should give ENT more than 39 damn minutes to tell the story. That’s all they’re getting; I timed it. The rest is ads and promos.
Idjits.
I have a license to pun in St Louis
But the county said they would sue us
So I looked at my words
And decided to splurge
On a t-shirt that says, “Hey, go felch a goat, you old sots!”
no, it says “…you moldy old sots!”
NCB: Nicely done!
Does anything rhyme with Porthos?
Gorthos? Morthos? Set Sail for Northos?
Yes
There once was a doggy on Star Trek
Who had a thing for Alex Trebeck
He would wager his money
On clues that were funny
And pee all over the deck
Hey, NCB’s polishing his knob again.
“And pee all over the flight deck”
…Lord help me…
I’m not sure if Xenex is technologically limited or if it was just the area M’k’n’zy was from. Either way, it’s no worse than Tasha becoming the Security Chief of the Enterprise-D when she was nothing more than a street urchin.
::Puts on raincoat::
Awright, you clowns:
There was a young beagle on Star Trek
Who really did like Dave Brubeck
The jazz he would hear
till Klingons were near
then pee all over the flight deck.
Mine’s better.
There’s a girl who’s ears end in points
Who decided to take over the joint
She arrested ol’ Quantum
Sold the crew off for wampum
And then acted like she wants to boink
Aren’t they supposed to rhyme?
Not mine!
There once was a Boy With No Clue
obsessed with some girl he called Goo
He said, "Time for recon;
I’ll meet you in decon,
Our cogenitor will be in there too."