hey guys look!
We’re responsible for the 3rd largest Cafe thread ever! Shweet.
Oh and Tars, gang of idiots huh? Well, I guess I know whos not getting the christmas card.
Yes I am aware that he said that like uh…3 months ago. But it still hurts. 
I’m bored and am going to count all the Enterprise threads to see our total since Esprix’s Ask the Gay Guy threads are counted as one. Be back in a few.
3,549 posts. The only thing bigger than our Enterprise conglomerate is “a” by Klaatu. Whoo!
Hey! I have better taste than to be on Andromeda. Firefly, definitely. But, Andromeda?
Just out of curiosity, I checked out the post counts for each poster in that thread. I think it makes it clear who’s really responsible for it. Here they are:[ul][li]NoClueBoy 147[/li][li]vivalostwages 146 [/li][li]carnivorousplant 142 [/li][li]Aesiron 113 [/li][li]Tars Tarkas 57 [/li][li]Knckers 51 [/li][li]tracer 13 [/li][li]Wearia 11 [/li][li]Cervaise 9 [/li][li]kasuo 7 [/li][li]Achernar, Linus Van Pelt 6 [/li][li]kingpengvin 3[/li][li]Jeff Olsen, Saltire, Balance, Rue DeDay, elf6c 2[/li][]AcidKid, Santos L Halper, Ferrous, Ellis1138, CaptMurdock, ivylass, raisinbread, senor, Sock Munkey, athelas, Optihut 1[/ul]Also of note, 12 of the 50 largest Cafe Society threads start with the word “Enterprise”.
Cool! Why not lengthen it more? Increase your thread size…Spam!
There once was a guy named Tucker
Who decided his Cap’n was a sucker
One day Trip said, "Sir,
Your dog is a cur
And you’re a neurotic m**********r."
I once met a girl from Los Twages
Who refused to say what her age was
Not liking denial
I checked her profile
Now I lobby to increase teacher’s wages
Achenar, I could’ve told you that.
I once looked back at the Enterprise threads from before I came on board The Dope and was surprised at how small they were. That’s when I realized what my mutant power really is: increasing thread size! I didn’t even know I was doing it.
Of course, if Vivapapertowellgirl hadn’t been stalking me, none of that would’ve happened. (Love the Goo limerick, btw!)
Yeah, right. I would still post till the ep was all talked out, forgotten, then mentioned again, and finally hijacked all out of whack.
Just my wont, I guess.
Pfft. Looking back over the Enterprise threads, you can see that they really ballooned around February and what person first started posting in those threads about that time? That’s right, me!
Me, me, me, me!*
*Fa, so, la, te, do!
More limericks!
No, more talk of me! Me, me, me!
There once was a guy named Aesiron
Who just wanted to get his freak on
he posted to threads
that we thought were dead
Saying, “More stuff for me to poop on!”
best I could do on such short notice. The liqour is is working on me. Plus me and the chick had a fight*, so I may not be the paragon of nicety i ussualy am.
*something silly and stupid, which I will try to fix, or at least make amends for.
I could really go for some tequila now that you mention it.
I was doing tequila shots. I love tequila shots. And so do you.
Sure do. They feel like Praxis exploding in your stomach.
An Engineer fellow named Trip
Was once or twice noted to quip
"It isn’t my plan
When I show off my can
The panda has forced me to strip!"
Well, you didn’t axe me what my age is!
“Increase teachers’ wages”–a new spam message! (Good spam, for a change.) 
Linus Van Pelt: Very nicely done. A+ from the perfesser.
Missed the show. Boo!
OK, here ya’ go:
Tellarite guy (new makeup no big deal) comes aboard to be a nice guy, stuns Archer and Trip§. Takes Archer to sell to the Klingons. (Bounty, get it?)
A whole bunch of stupid stuff happens.
Tellarite turns out to be a wuss, gives Archer a lock pick. Archer picks handcuffs, beats the shit out of Klingon guard with them, shoots at some guys, gets into escape pod & ejects.
Enterprise sends the grapple out while shooting at the Klingons and Our Heroes fly away into the sunset.
You forgot about the wet Vulcanian sex acts!