Chef does 83 people without ever showing his face.
Porthos does 83 people’s legs without ever wearing a leash
Daniels does it for hundreds of years.
The Panda does it at the drop of a hat.
The Panda would do the hat.
I would not do it with a hat;
I would not do it with a bat.
I would not do it a’la panda;
I would not do it up we standa.
Her lies the body of Anna Marie
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginty
Not a bad record for this vicinty
yeah, I caught Jaws earlier this week. Gotta love that crazy shark hunter
Dangit NoClue, we had Pandas three in a row.
Anna Marie is the Panda’s real name
[Barry Man I Blow]
Oh, Panda
Well you came and you gave without taking
And I sent you away
Oh, Panda
I really knead you today
Oh, Panda…
[/Barry Man I Blow]
I remember Enterprise
Raining methane cold as ice
And all the sailors say Panda,
You’re a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Phlox does it with all three wives and probably their other husbands too.
Panda baby, put another Panda under the tree, for me…
Phlox does it with the little critters in his Sick Bay.
Trip does it with a hot plasma conduit.
Mayweather does it with…who’s Mayweather again?
Hoshi does it topless
Reed fires his own phaser nightly
Archer never does it.
Do you think T’Pol likes it Romulan style?
Archer always Quantum Leaps just before he gets to get some. That’s why he looks so cranky all the time.
[STP]
Yeah, here comes the Panda
[/STP]
Do you think when Phlox has his O-face he utilizes his weird smile to have an extra goofy O-face?
Phlox can do some rather perverse things with his extra-long tongue.
You know what they say about aliens with long tongues…
Yeah, they have huge plebeetirgyses!
Betcha Feezil (Mrs. Phlox #2) likes it.