Feezil likes the weasel, baby.
Phlox likes it in the stocks.
Trip likes it from the hip.
Reed likes it with some weed.
How come when i visualize Neelix’s sex life it is limited to him going to a suit store and getting his inseam measured repeatedly…
He probably likes having it measured by Trip’s Annoying Seatmate.
The horror…the horror…
How much do horrors charge on the east side?
Ho cakes!
Winkie Dinkie Ho Cakes!
Hos gotta eat, too!
Tars, remember, Neelix was doing a three year old.
Kinda creepy, if you ask me.
Are we talking about Neelix or Phlox?
I’ve never seen them together at the same time…
Allow me to just cut in here and scream that Neelix and Phlox ARE BY NO MEANS COMPARABLE!! Neelix is a sappy, vomitous waste of oxygen who should have been kicked into an engine intake at the first opportunity. Phlox is a valuable and skilled crewmember (though he does seem to believe there is such a thing as the “autoimmune system”; see A Night in Sickbay), with an actual working sense of humor, and a weird stretchy smile.
Ahem. Sorry about the visceral reaction. I’m going to go take my pants off, now.
And have YOU ever seen them together at the same time, Miss Smarty Pants?
Who do you think Phlox’s slug is?
Yeah, but they didn’t know I was watching.
Fine.
Holy crap this is a long trek thread. You should all be ashamed!
I didn’t think Canadians swore.
I never hear Captain Kirk swear.
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that shame does not exist.
You would if he had taken too much LDS…
Do you like Italian?
Yes
No
Yes
No
Yes, we love Italian.
“You’re half human! Haven’t you got any God Damn feelings about that?!” — Kirk swearing
Fine.
(sniff)
Don’t forget “You Klingon Bastard, you killed my son!”