Cannibal!
I feel so cheap.
There was some bamboo in dinner two nights ago…
What’s up with these pseudobears eating only one type of plant? Koalas’ got eucalyptus and Pandas’ got bamboo. Get some variety, pseudobearpeople!
How come there’s no such thing as being just plain “gruntled” ?
:eek: Holy omission! I need my brain conduits scrubbed. Can’t believe I forgot the obligatory decon. Too many reruns…Need new infusion o’ Trek…
Infusion O’ Trek
Band Name!
Irish band?
“Top o’ the morning to ya! Today we will sing the Song O’ Spock!”
*Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ho, oh idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ho!
There once was a vulcan named Spock…
and he never wore a smock…
he drank lots o’ Guiness
and could really throw a rock!
Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ho, oh idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ho!
That rock was the Blarney stone
And it wasn’t a giant skone
through it he went back in time,
And helped kill a Collins named Joan!
Oh, idy idy idy idy idy idy ho, oh idy idy idy idy idy idy idy ho!
Oh, his crazy Vulcan blood is green
and so is something else (if you know what i mean)
And the…what the??? give me my beer, you drink theifing Panda! I’ll sick my Leprecaun on you, they’ll be no pot o’ gold at the end of your rainbow, just a world of pain! Get back here!!!*
Announcer: Uhh, that was Infusion O’ Trek, everybody.
Tars, you are going platinum!
I think it’s high time for a Trek Doper Songbook. We’ve already got this ditty plus Aesiron’s Sisko tune. I’m sure there are others backed up in our threads somewhere. NCB’s meditations on Goo, for example.
now go see my songs by Little Richard and the Beatles over in the Vanishing Point thread
Well, go start a Song’s O’Trek thread, then, viva - I’d do it myself, but… well, I’m feeling kinda apathetic, right now.
Song for Kn*ckers:
I’m apathetic
And I don’t care!
And, uh, um…
I don’t feel like singing anymore.
(I completely grok it, believe me.)
Congrats, viva! You have captured the Spirit of Kn(*)ckers.
I commend you.
Thanks, 'plant! I’m gonna add that one to the Doper Trek Song Thread just as a bonus.
FYI, I just had a three hour massage therapy course today. I oiled. I lotioned. I kneaded. I tapped. I stretched. I stroked. I created friction and heat. It was positively GOOEY. And it was the closest I’ve ever gotten to real Decon action.
Sadly, it was all gals.
We sure missed you. 
Dammit!!!
You saw me online and just had to post, knowing i had nothing to do tonight!!!
My close friends all went camping… I had to finish a job yesterday, so I was gonna go join them today. But then my new computer came (eBay is marvy fab, let me tell ya) and I thought, “Why not go buy a new VCR, too?” so, I did.
Now, I’m playing with my toys, watching Gnzaga and Arizona play, and slowly getting buzzed drinking Side Pocket High Gravity Ale™ (8.5% alcohol by volume…it’s like a boilermaker in a can)
I’m sorry, what was the question?
Oh yeah, GOO!
I’ve got the decon setup for ya, VivaCanYouHearMyHeartBeat? bay-bee. Just give me a minute to pop in Moments In Love by Art of Noise and we’ll shoot a scene that will never show on any Star Trek. :dubious:
Not even the Naked Hoshi series proposed by Tars and me?
“Marvy fab”?
Marvelous and fabulous, I guess.
It’s best not to think too hard about what the CluelessBoy post.
Aes, just maybe… It is NC-17, right?
(I know, NCc-1701)
“marvy fab” = marvelous and fabulous. Sheesh. Where were you during the 60s? Don’t you remember Dobie Gillis?
Der…
Aes got it right.
der…
Well, I remember Zelda…
We don’t get much “der” these days. Or “doy” for that matter. Mostly “duh.” Or the occasional “Dah-yeee.”
Or were you trying to say something in German?
Sorry I haven’t been able to do my late-night barrages…I was out of commission the last two nights, engaged in something that seriously requires real decon, all jokes aside.
Anyway…I’m back, baybeez!