A classic case of split-personality.
Expensive, I might add.
Well, I was around the Dope for little bits most of the weekend, but I missed most of the night stuff because of having things to do.
Damn real life.
Today, we had an open house / tourney watching thingy at a freind’s down the way. After OU lost, we went outside 'cause it’s just so damn pretty and played with all the kiddoes and stuff. Then, us guys (and one nicely squeezable girl. YUM!) (damn) decided to play some football. I got hit in the face with the ball and now my left eye/cheek area is bruised and sore. Cool. I spent almost all day Sat with the fun-ly grab-able girl and I think something may be coming from all this association we’ve been having lately. Even with the probs I had last week, it looks like she could be my next ex girlfriend. Damn.
Tonight’s Simpsons is kind of stupid. Though I really like Starry Starry Night.
She told me to call her later.
Damn.
You had me fooled for a minute there, Aesiron. Good one!
I had no life but apparently everyone else did, 'cuz there wasn’t anyone on last night for me to torment. But just think…in a few more nights we’ll be back to pounding on ENT. What fun! They’ve got at least five new eps coming, plus one or two more to finish out the season.
NTERPRISE
3/19/03 35R Vanishing Point
3/26/03 36R Precious Cargo
I tried to come up with some funny stuff…“The Breach” and blue underwear cries for attention…“The Crossing” and slash fiction…but I just can’t do it.
Herewith, the Enterprise schedule:
4/02/03 43 The Crossing
4/09/03 44 Judgement
4/16/03 45 Horizon
4/23/03 46 The Breach
4/30/03 47 Cogenitor
5/07/03 48 Regeneration
5/14/03 49 First Flight
5/14/03 50 Bounty [9:00 pm ET/PT]
TBA The Expanse
Herewith, (Therewith?) really crummy cut and paste.
Cut and Shoot is a town in Texas
I always thought Truth or Consequences, New Mexico sounded cool.
My dad’s from Ducktown, Tennessee. I’m ashamed.
Crap, can’t edit my post and I forgot to add that WrestleMania was as chockful of Panda as an Enterprise marathon. Miller Lite Catfight girls! A playboy centerfold! Stacy Kiebler! Fighting! On a bed! In their bras!
Goo.
Well, I was going to write a little ENT/WrestleMania crossover joke, here, but I don’t know much about wrestling, except that it involves a lot of huge, sweaty men in little underpants posturing and throwing each other around in a most homoerotic manner.
So it’s basically the same thing as Enterprise to start with. No crossing-over needed.
Mmm, underpants.
Kn(surprisingly NOT a wrestling fan)ckers
My Father of Blessed Memory used to do the TV remote for wrestling. He watched Gorgeous George and whoever try and kill each other and then put their stuff in the same suitcase and sit together on the bus to Memphis and the next bout.
Gorgeous George? That was way back when… you must be old, Carni. 
And ugly.
You sure you don’t need to lay down on your couch?
That’s against the Hippocratic oath.
Besides, I can’t afford myself.
Lie down. Lie. Lie! Lie!!! Down, I say!
Cool and Bagdad are both in California.
I wish I had some puh-kahn pie.
I wouldn’t LIE.
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Lizards taste just like snakes
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
marinate in salt and beer
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Cook’n me up some grub
(Everybody!)
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Have a
Iguana
Lizards taste just like snakes
Did you bring enough for everyone, NCB?
[Weeble]
Yes.
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I think I’m going to go lay down in an hour or two. 
[screams in ST2Kirkmode]Aeeeessssiiirrrroooonnnnnn!
You’d better lie low, 'cause I’ll be lying in wait for you when you get up!
of course, I have only your best interests in mind. Isn’t that what “they” always say?