I like to lay in bed and eat Lays potato chips while wearing a lei. How 'bout you?
I **lie ** like a rug.
Shag? 
My pathetic double entendre just made me realize I passed up the oppurtunity of a lifetime to ride you [:D] for your “[screams in ST2Kirkmode]Aeeeessssiiirrrroooonnnnnn!” comment. 
Naughty, naughty…Is that you, NCB?
You Vulcan Lyre!
Yes… yes, it was. Make him wash his mouth out with lye.
Your post belies* the intent of my words.
*I’m grasping at straws here. I’m not even sure if what I said is what I meant. :dubious:
I’m feeling too LAYZEE to run for a dictionary.
Are we still alLIES?
500-plus posts for an Enterprise has to be some kind of record. Well, reruns will do that to you.
Allow me to allay your fears by assuring you that we are.
An Enterprise thread. :smack:
El-Lay is about an hour away.
Bedtime beckons sooner than that…I shall have to make my bed and lie in it–no, no–lie in it, mess it up, then make it again. Or not. Why bother at all?
Are you sure you’re an English professor? :dubious:
Perfesser? Nah…It’s just a nasty rumor that’s been going on for 13 years.
I am a nutty professor. And occasionally an absent-minded one.
I delayed my post too long! You snuck another post in! :smack:
Sneaked it in. Whaaa-ha–ha–ha–maniacal laughter–ha ha ha ha!!!
We’re just running thread relays here, aren’t we?
No… no, you can’t get away. From hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Isn’t it past someone’s bedtime?? Oh yeah, mine. [old folks’ voice]I’m gettin’ up there, sonny.[/old folks’ voice]
See ya…Someone else can dredge up that “Crossing” thread when it’s time.