I think it’s sad that we’re judging this episode as “good” solely because it doesn’t suck camel jizz like most everything else this past season.
Good next to Hoshi being awoken from transporter psychosis? Most assuredly.
Good compared to Trip gettin’ jiggy with a cardboard boob job in a tropical pond? Oh my yes.
Good considering what this show should be? Barely.
In other words, grading on an “Enterprise” curve, this is a B episode. Grading according to any reasonably objective standard of quality, this is a C at best. Come on, who didn’t know Ms. Robin’s Egg Cleavage was going to sabotage the plan?
I’m depressed that this passably mediocre installment is being regarded as one of the high-water marks for this season. The only part I thought was really exciting and interesting was where Trip finally acquired some chutzpah in the last half of the show. That was good.
Oh, and the gestures of the Andorian antennae were hilarious. I’ll admit that.
But, I mean, come on. “You distract the Andorians, and I’ll sneak around behind them.” Are the bad guys really so tactically inept as to fail to plan for such an obvious maneuver? I guess nobody ever played Capture the Flag on Andoria, but apparently it’s a centerpiece of Starfleet strategic training.
Or how about when Archer went off to reconnoiter, leaving T’Pol and the Ambassador behind? Let’s see, we’re in a war zone, Andorians and Vulcans are shooting at each other, the only reason this trio might survive is that there’s a human with them, so let’s have the human run away and leave two Vulcans unaccompanied! Genius!
I was also disappointed, though not exactly surprised, that when Trip put the conference call on screen, neither the Andorians nor the Vulcans reacted to it in any way. Seriously: You’re facing down an enemy. You get a call from a supposedly neutral party. You pick it up, and unexpectedly you find your enemy is also on the line. What, honestly, do you do? You don’t have to hang up, but you do have to acknowledge at least a breach in protocol. The fact that the writers keep overlooking these simple yet evocative details of basic behavior repeatedly pushes me out of the reality of the show.
I also don’t buy the Vulcans. Not one bit. When the ambassador says, “Gratification is an emotional indulgence,” I want to yell back, “And being a testy, short-tempered blowhard isn’t?”
And hey, now that I’m thinking about it, what the heck happened to the cloakable Suliban pod? You’d think that would be amazingly handy for dropping into a live-fire zone, especially with an important dignitary on board. Or at least you could use it for reconnaisance ahead of time. But no, I guess Travis or somebody must have stacked some boxes in front of it, so they forgot about it.
I don’t think I’m nitpicking. I think we’ve been lowering the bar of acceptability so far on this show that we’re now willing to give them a pass on elementary storytelling merely to keep watching. Just because one episode manages to avoid any glaring stupidities doesn’t mean it isn’t otherwise riddled with inconsistencies and easily preventable annoyances.
I hate to be the party pooper, but this installment doesn’t come close to changing my mind. I still plan to give the show through the end of this season to show improvement, and that’s it.