[homer]
Mmmm… Ceolocanth…
[/homer]
What? Grope hug? Sounds good to me!
[waaaayyy off-topic] OW, my HEAD!!! I just hit my head. It really hurts. I have a huge welt over my eyebrow. I look like I was beaten with a lead pipe.
In actuality, I was beaten with a doorway, and I did it to myself. Ouch.[/wo-t]
Kn*ckers, if your ceolocanth is abusing you, please report it. We are all here for you.
You should leave that abusive ceolocanth. They never change. I mean, after 130 million years they haven’t changed…
Kn(hitsherhead?right…Abusivefish!)ckers, you wearing pants today?
No, I wish I could blame my COELACANTH (note spelling), drunk lazy bastard that he or she is (not sure how to sex them - er, determine their sex), but this one is my own doing. s/He drinks like a fish , and there’s that furious flapping of fleshy flippers, when he or she is upset, but physical violence is beyond him or her.
Yeah, NCB, I’m wearing pants. Not on my head, though… Maybe I SHOULD wear them on my head, and I’d have a little padding next time I use it to open a door.
Your pants have padding?
Well, more padding than the nothing on my head right now… Though now that you mention it, these pants are a little thin and probably wouldn’t make much difference. Maybe I should wear sweatpants to work, in preparation for situations like this one…
Colossal Squid Hug!
Feel the suction cups all over you…
Eww. Squid slime. I just got out of the shower, damn it.
Ok, how’s this? In about an hour, I’m going with my current to the wedding of an ex whose brother is now involved with my most recent ex?
I have embraced the Colossal Squid!
you may touch me
NCB: Do you live in Mississippi?
Texas… close enough. 
No… sheesh!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
klahoma! Where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plains.
'Taint all bad, though. We’re going to a friend’s country house afterwards to ride horses and have a cook out under the stars.
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I’m from Texas. Livin’ it up it my Momma’s home state.
Oh, Holy Shit!
I’m late! :smack:
Later! Hope you all’s havin’ fun, too… 
You poor, poor pitiful soul. If I were Christian, I’d pray for you but since I’m not, I’ll mock you mercilessly!
That’s smock.
Actually, last night/afternoon turned out to be a real hoot*.
I took her home early, tho. Her fell asleep and tried to use me as a blankie. Her was tired.
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a really hoopy* time
marvy fab*
***fun
MEMORANDUM
To: NoClueBoy
From: The Punctuation Maintenance Service (PMS)
Re: Asterisk use
It has come to our attention that in your most recent post to the SDMB thread entitled “Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers,” you used no fewer than 12 asterisks. This is deemed excessive asterisk use, and as such, depletes our puncutation resources and jeopardizes our ability to provide sufficent asterisks to those in need (e.g., persons who may need additional asterisks for their usernames). Please be more sparing in your utilization of asterisks and similar punctuation (such as dollar signs, question marks, pound signs and parentheses) in future.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this important issue.
What the Klingon has said is unimportant and we don’t hear his words.
:dubious:
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Oh yeah, Kn*ckers… Big sloppy kisses on your neck and a little bit of ear lobe biting, too…