Not really. I like knowing there’re bigger geeks out there than me. ;j
“Bigger” is right. I currently weigh somewhere between 230-240 pounds, down from a high of 270 lbs. in April 2000.
Nope. Smaller.
Um … were you saying you are smaller, or I am smaller? 
Sorry. I was saying you’re smaller. You’re probably taller though.
There is a reasonable explanation for this seeming discrepensy:
Crewman Daniels.
He broke my spell checker. And…
Once again, he’s played with The Big Huge Federation Time Machine Thingy™ and totally screwd things up. Eddy’s in the space/time continuum (oh, he is, is he?) and all that stuff.
[trying to clean up real time}
Tell me, who were the 41st and 43rd Presidents of USA in your world? Have Kolaches been invented yet? How many World Series have the Cubs won (in a row)? Did you see or touch any monkeys? How many fingers am I holding up? Ginger? Or MaryAnn? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, Chuck (Tripp) In Charge? What is your favorite color? How big of a breast is too big? Do you have internet access?
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[crunch]
[munch munch munch]
The Cubs always win the World Series here. Sure, to the layman it might look like they always blow it, but to those of us in Bedlam, we know how they really chose the champions!
George Bush, George W. Bush, yes, none since 1908, the last monkey I saw was in 1986 and I didn’t touch it, four, yes, yes, as much wood as Chuck Tripp could, orange, no such thing, and what is this “Internet” thing you speak of?
Damn. We’ve got big problems.
[crunch]
[munch munch … uh oh…]
[sucked into a vortex of continuity trashing]
Crewman Daniels has been messing around on John Doe.
Um…Bush and Bush?
My cousin invents kolaches on a regular basis. I don’t know no baseball. I used to have a sock monkey. There are four lights and you have only four fingers to hold up, so knock it off with the Trip–Trick–Triptych questions! Woodchucks chuck as much wood as woodchucks could chuck if said 'chucks could actually chuck said wood. Huh huh huh, I said Wood! You said wood! Purple.
It is too big if the breasts from KFC, AKA Colonel Buckets, has to be torn into three pieces just so you can get your mouth around it. What is internet access? It is a hyperactive protocol?
Damn, I need a defrag.
Since everyone else is doing it:
Two conservative hicks from Texas; I have no idea; baseball and all other sports sans wrestling suck; I used to have a monkey puppet; four, not five (reading 1948… just got to that part tonight); Mary Anne; As much as it wanted to; blue; Double D or higher; yes.
Spammer!
i just saw Anarchy TV. Crewman Daniels is in it. ALL of Crewman Daniels. I mean ALL of Crewman Daniels! He must have thought Star Wars had the lead with full frontal because of MacGregor and the Pillow Book, so he had to fight back!
What in the bleedin’ bloomin’ blue blazes is this thread still doing open?
We have compromising pictures of Cecil and cplant.
I don’t even know Cecil, let alone discuss anything with him.
Well, the pictures we have of the two of you would indicate that there wasn’t much conversation going on at the time anyway.
You have to sleep sometime, Aesiron…