Hm. Didn’t I use to be on your junk mail list? 
used. 
If it is crap you want, crap you shall have. Check out the latest link I sent for sheer horror…or is it humor?
NCB said I should send you the Shatner Full of Shat link, but I thought you’d hate it, so I didn’t.
Hey, hey… not only did I get knocked off the list, you’ve been talking to our cogenitor, of all things, behind my back!
big sloppy smooch
feel better now?
Kn(loves everybody. Even that weird guy - you know who you are.)ckers
Manic depressive NoClueBoy is an oxymoron.
I use Oxymoron™ to clean my stupid pack animals! You should, too! And now with 37% more xymo! Available where ever fine products are sold (like Walgreens).
Hey, isn’t that a breach of medical ethics to do that to someone you’re treating?
Yet look at you now. And the Borg claim to be good at assimilating.
<snort>
Amateurs.
:rolleyes:
Go check your email.
A kiss from Kn*ckers and an email from viva and I didn’t even have to use my puppy dog eyes.
My guilt tripping abilities know no bounds… resistance is futile.
>>Sets phaser to eviscerate<<
You know what is sad? I’m not even sure which episode this was. Or maybe with the quality of some Enterprise episodes, this is a good thing…
i’ll close with a quote from Anthony Montgomery (Travis Mayweather): “There’s not a lot that they’ve already told us other than the fact that our show is going to be a lot edgier, which is ridiculous, because we’ve been pretty edgy as it is. You’ll see Travis get to showcase himself more, within the structure of writing for his episodes. You’ll see more confidence in Travis.”
Hm. Looks like things are going to get messy in here. Lucky I brought my Heavy Duty Stain-Free EviscerationTek[sup]TM[/sup] Coveralls!
Now, those blood splatters, intestine chunks and rib shards wash right off!
And, at $29.95, this suit’s a bargain! Find the EviscerationTek[sup]TM[/sup] Garment that’s right for you at Big Al’s Phaser-Cutting Phaser Warehouse and Workwear Boutique, and wherever fine clothing is sold!
::Sets his phaser-cutting phaser to “cut phaser”::
Re: Tars’s Montgomery quote:
Does “edgier” mean “more panda”? Cause that’s what it has seemed to mean so far. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
He sounds a little mixed up and bewildered, which is understandable. Gotta feel for the guy.
“He” in my previous post referred to the eminent Mr. Montgomery, not to Tars.
Just so we’re clear; I don’t want to imply that Tars is mixed up, bewildered and pitiable.
Well i probably am (especially today), but that is a whole 'nother thread
Re: More Panda: i hope so, the other theme seems to be everyone suddenly becoming more confident. that’s the third character they’ve said is going to become more confident (Archer and Hoshi), while Trip just had the Mad, Mean Mad upgrade.
I like the “TRIP SMASH!” upgrade.
Okay, I haven’t actually seen it but if anyone on the cast can pull off pissed, it’d be him or Malcolm. I like that the characters are being just a bit more dynamic.
if you want to see Mad Trip, just upload a picture of him to MS paint, and select the spraypaint tool, and spraypaint him red. There you go, it’s just…that…easy! And the government will give you cash!*
*[sub]The gov’t will not give you cash[/sub]
The government gives money to pig farmers, does it not?
Trip looks like he’s got measles! guess he shouldn’t have relied on Dr. Phlox’s tapeworm MMR treatment!