I can’t believe that they put up my South Park Cogenitor Trip on the House of Tucker but not my Expanse Trip. It was (is) cool.
Oh well.
Linus saw my ball.
it’s on rerun tonight.
Part two of a double header.
How come no one ever has 2 heads on star trek? You’d think that would be pretty easy to pull off…
pull… off… heads…
Klingons do have two heads-smooth and turtle. They keep the unused one in a jar and polish it.
Being fashion hounds, they wear the wrinkled ones the most.
When is a head not a head? When it’s A JAR!! Hahahahahahahaaha!!
Wait! That doesn’t make sense!
Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats.
Alright men (and women)(and NoClueBoy), we’ve finally got a chance to blow this up into the Cafe Society’s biggest thread. It sits at about 4th now. So someone start talking about Hoshi’s breasts.
Nothing will ever beat Fingolfin’s LotR thread.
Hoshi is yummy.
T’Pol is chewy.
Dox’ GF is muffinable.
Porthos is cute.
But what reall sets me off are those Borg nanprobe injectors. Oooohhhhhh… man…
Gimme some nano, baby.
Yeah, that’s it. Assimilate.
[drool]
Susie Plaxon’s anttenae are perfect guiding handles for a certain type of interspecies relations. (I ain’t talking about treaties, y’all)
I really like the shape of those warp nacelles.
I just invented a tongue controlled mouse. (Computer or rodent? You decide.)
Come now, you could have split that up into at least 12 different posts. For shame.
Wait, when were we not talking about Hoshi’s breasts? Isn’t the theme song of the show Faith of Hoshi’s Breasts?
Do you think actresses whom people wish to see in the all together want to just slap somebody, or do they not think about that on the way to the bank?
There are some that have to know that’s the only reason they have a job. Like Jolene Blalock*.
*Not that I understand why anyone would want to. Ew.
Most of them probably think they need to use what they got. If she didn’t want people fantasizing, she wouldn’t have taken a role where she’s running around in the buff!
And Star Trek.com is supposed to have new Season 3 photos, but apparently they got their server from a Ferengi with a couple extra chromosomes.
I have a Ferengi cousin on my father’s side of the family.
He’s my brother too.
Your Father is also your brother?
Maybe his relatives that have too many chromosomes can donate them to the relatives with too few…
This Trek thread goes out to all intelligent life forms everywhere!!!
To everyone else*, bang the rocks together guys!
- Aes**, WemblyWumbly, Jack Chick, Wesley…
**just kidding, kid. You know i love you like a coffee enema.
Fortunately, I did.
My wife and I just got back from a very nice trip to Colorado to visit her brother and his wife and our amazingly adorable 8 month old niece, so I thought I’d look to see if I missed anything.
Let’s see…
T’Pol’s breasts… Check!
Hoshi’s breasts… Check!
Panda in general… Check!
Re-run comments… Check!
Questions/comments about season three and whether or not it will suck… Check!
Abuse of Wesley and Aes… Check!
Assorted jokes, non-sequiters, hijacks, whimsey and folderol… Check! (Yeah, like that’s not going to be here…)
Hmm… I notice that my next post will be my 500th. I wonder if I should do anything special…
Start a thread about monkeys for post 500. Everyone likes monkeys. Even Porthos.