Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers

Cafe Society
821

[Joshua voice]

Want to play a game?

[/JV]

822

Aslan IMed me about it already. You’re getting slow, CluelessLad.

823

I was eating lunch.

Rigellian clam stew.

Followed by a cellular peptide cake. With mint frosting!

824

Delayed response: Yes, I will make duplicate tapes again.
Duplicate duplicates? Triplicatapes?

825 


User                       Posts 
NoClueBoy               163 
vivalostwages          156 
carnivorousplant       155 
Aesiron                     138 
Tars Tarkas               74 
Kn*ckers                   56 
tracer                        13 
Wearia                      13 
Linus Van Pelt           10 
Cervaise                     9 
kasuo                         7 
Achernar                    6

looks like the big 4 got me outgunned. I’ll have to kick it up a notch, BOO-YAH!

826

155 posts on this drivel?
Boy, do I feel stupid. I’m not going to post on this thread any…
dammit.

827

Nine posts? Only nine posts?

Man, I’ve got more posts in the “what the hell is this itchy, squirmy thing stuck up my butt” thread.

Oh wait — different board. Never mind.

828

Shut up!

Already!

Damn!

Housequake!

829

Big Four, eh? Does that make me Il Duce then?

830

Unfortunately, I’m at a disadvantage. I work Wedensday night, so I have to wait until after I’ve watched the recorded show to participate.

But I like to believe that I make up in quality what I lack in quantity (I’m not proud - I take what I can get).

831

14! AHA! Take that tracer.

832

No, that makes you Ringo! Ha!

(wait, Ringo is the coolest one! D’oh! And i’m not even in the Beatles, i’m that guy who quit! Double D’oh!)

833

Don’t feel bad. Apparently I’m Colonel Parker.

834

at least you’re not Colonel Klink!

835

Following in a similar vein and using Enterprise as the base, NCB would be Archer, viva would be T’Pol, 'plant would be Trip, I’d be Malcom, Tars would be Phlox, Kn*ckers would be Hoshi, tracer would be Travis, Wearia would be Crewman Daniels, Linus would be Chef, and Cervaise would be Porthos.

836

Actually, no… Wearia would be Travis, tracer would be Crewman Daniels.

Cervaise still pees on the deckplates though. Much like his his master.

837

It’s a good thing he’s not Colonel Klink. That way there’s no danger that he’ll discover the tunnels dug under this thread. Don’t tell anyone, but it’s a secret hijack waypoint.

838

Only the Emissary of the Hijack Waypoints can open the secret tunnels, so we are safe (unless he’s really the Emissary as well, and then we are in for about 2 dozen boring episodes about Bajor)

839

Fine with me. Have you seen how Porthos is hung? There’s a special device in his collar to selectively turn off gravity plating under his hindquarters as he walks around so he doesn’t grind off his manhood.

840

No.