She was the only reason I didn’t like the pay to post policy 100%. Assuming she’d ever find her way back, the $15 fee would probably scare her off.
The threads just haven’t been the same without her.
She was and will forever be our friend. 
Threads…
out of danger?
Yes! You saved them. You saved all the posts.
Of all the souls I have known on the Dope, hers was the most…
hum()n*
Kn*ckers’ posts…were…superior.
Unfortunately, it was the only logical thing to do.
The needs of the many hamsters outweigh the needs of the few posters…
Kn()ckers!!!*
Since long before your posts burned, I have awaited Kn*ckers.
I noticed her absense, but it’s easy to explain. It was the unfortunate accident she had leaving the SDMB. You see, she got her headphones caught in a mechanical subway door machine. Fortunately, there was an American in a missionary position nearby who was really a skilled plastic surgeon …"
Alright, Knock It Off!
Sorry, I’m a programmer, not an editor.
Hmm, what are you making there?
I am attempting to build a mnemonic plotline using hamfists and bad puns.
Let’s get the hell out of here!
Do you know what you’ve Done!
He knows, doctor. He knows.
Waiter, I’ll have what he’s having.
-kn(*)ckers
Not to get off the subject or anything…but does anybody here want an ENT bumper sticker advertising the new day and time?
Email me if’n you do.
Who the hell is Walter?
That’s how you spell “waiter” when you take Corner’s advice on beverages.
That’s how you spell “waiter” when you take Corner’s advice on beverages.
Alright already!
Which one is the real one and which one is the Maquis sympathizer?
I say we cut our losses and ship them both off to Rura Penthe.
It’s him!
It is he!
dammit!
Garth of Izar
He.
Him.
His.
Eats, Shoots and Leaves.
Eats shoots and leaves.
I saw that book at Costco. Almost bought it.
I have news, BTW.
So do I. I get it mailed to me every Wednesday for free.
Or do you mean some other kind?
I considered posting in MPSIMS or something for this; but then it occurred to me that the only people (on the board) that would really care are right here in this thread.
I’m gonna be a daddy.
That’s right, Mrs. Linus and I are expecting our first child.
We’re excited and scared out of our minds. Often at the same time.