Enterprise Cease Fire spoilers

Cafe Society
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Dontcha just love the inner stuggle stories NCB? I once wrote one about the 10 seconds in which a guy had to decide whether he would be a hero or hide in the shadows. However I only recieved a A… It seems the syntax I which use writing when I am is confusing read when sometimes. Still think I got jipped though…
The last story I wrote didn’t get me a mark it got me a “Please See me to Disscus!” written on the back. So being me I ignored it until it was forgotten about.
Wait… isn’t this an Enterprise thread?

Temporal distortion! Warp Nacells! Hoshi’s underwear! Obscure Panda references!

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That’s the beauty of being a Trek Doper. It’s ALL Star Trek, if you do it right.
See you all in a week or so. I’ll be having Kafka dreams about you guys.

Hope I don’t run into any unfriendly Martians.

^:)^

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What makes you think I have any class the rest of the time?!
:smiley:

Git it?

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This Martian has relocated to Foggy California. Some of the Clan is still in the area, but mostly we are scattered to the winds.

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I caught the Sunday night re-run of this ep. and the show is picking up a bit, at least when Andorians and “angry” Vulcans are involved.

Heh, Archer was such a wuss against the female Andorian!

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He smacked her. I don’t know how hard it is to beat up a girl bug, the one Kirk fought was what, a Tellerite that had been surgically altered. (I hate that, it itches so bad growing back.)

Say, do you suppose the female Andorians eat there mates? I mean, like a spider?

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Nah, I doubt they eat their mates. Although, it makes one wonder what their mating habits are and if their antennae are used in any way…

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“Nobody gives sensor like you, K’hylar!”

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The one Kirk beat up was an orion not a tellarite.

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OK, you made me look it up. The Tellerite ambassador was murdered by the fake Andoiran, who turned out to be an Orion, who had stored his transmitter in the fake antenna.

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Thank you, gentlemen.
I stand corrected.

But about this eating their mate thing…

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Only on special occasions. Or after they’ve had a few drinks.

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“I’m so sorry, Mabel, but I’d had a few, and afterwards I bit Fred’s head right off…”

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Maybe they do it during sex, like some species of Praying Mantis. Ah, star trek porn…

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I knew we could count on you, Tars.

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Coming soon to a website near you… Star Trek insect snuff slash fanfic.

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BTW, I didn’t look to see if there was already some written, because I was afraid that I would find it.

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Without the word “snuff,” Google yields 81 results.
With the word “Snuff,” it yields 11, but it appears to be all porn.

The Internet is a scary place.

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Wearia, oh fellow viewer of Canadian TV who sees the show before the rest:

Do you want to start the thread on Crash Landing tomorrow?
Aliens, the paper says, will try and capture the vessel!

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A thousand (metric) greetings from the north!
Hmm, I guess it is my turn isn’t it. Fine, I got this weeks. But please forgive me if I’m a little late. You know, we have to walk 10km in 3 feet of snow just to watch Enterprise up here. Its a risky endevour. Many have died. Some said we should get some cables and bring the TV inside. Those ones are always the first one to get eaten by the caribou…