is it true the TVs there are beaver powered?
Yes, yes it is.
And our cars don’t use gas, they use maple syrup. So you can drive for a while, stop have some pancakes and keep going. I love this country…
Good gad.
And all while fending off Eskimo attacks.
Mphurphh mmmph ffrmphihiphmmm. Phrummm mmprmm frm. Mmrmm.
sounds of **Knckers** digging herself out of twelve feet of snow*
Whew! I see there’s been all sorts of fun and hijinks here over the weekend. Me, I’ve been wallowing in snowdrifts. Such fun. Well, fun in the sense of OH MY GOD, THE CABIN FEVER WILL KILL ME and I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET MY CAR OUT OF THIS SNOWBANK!
Of course, I’m sure this pales in comparison to Wearia’s Metric Madness up there in the frozen tundra.
Icily yours,
Kn*ckers
Perhaps you could drain gas from your car and set the snow on fire?
-Tars Takas
Hey, thanks, carni! That’s a great idea! I’ll let you know how it works out.
That was Tars, Kn(notme)ckers.
Kn*ckers?
Kn*ckers?
dammit.
Snow? What is this snow you speak of?
Wait a minute
kn()ckers?
kn()ckers?
Hello?
Frankly, I think this whole “snow” thing was made up by people in the Northeast. I mean, really, frozen water falling from the sky in little flakes? Ridiculous! 
Hey! We’re practically neighbors!
Oh, I’ve seen it! There was almost AN INCH here only last week!
It fell right out of the sky!
kn()ckers?
Heh, those East Coast people and their weird stories. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us there are more than 2 seasons!
Yes, and now the circle is complete. It is time to take over… SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! ::dramatic music::
No, I’ve seen it. Except it doesn’t come down in flakes, it comes down in hard pellets and almost always precedes thunderstorms. Soft and flaky stuff that piles up in “drifts”, on the other hand, is patently absurd.
Of course snow is real! What, you think that snow is just some clever ploy to keep people from moving up here and taking over our syrup industry? Ha, thats funny… ha…ha…
And what do you think that the snow is just ground up styrofoam littered by small planes across the border to make it seem like its everywhere? Thats crazy your all crazy!
Of course it isn’t a ploy to keep people away from the syrup industry. The syrup industry doesn’t have that much power. Yet.
All right-thinking people know about the great caribou and beaver conspiracy, on the other hand (why do you think that the televisions are beaver powered?). That’s the real source of the rumors about this so called “snow”
I had the air conditioner on in the office this afternoon.
Where do you suppose the heat goes? Does it suck up over the wires and go to…Canada?
I spent the day in an air-conditioned casino and an air-conditioned bus.
I saw no snow, nor any white matter save that atop the heads of the senior citizens with whom I traveled.
:rolleyes:
Whaddya want, already? I hate how everybody goes and posts when I’m not here, and then when I AM here, I have all this reading to catch up on. You all really need to run your lives according to MY schedule.
…And what did you do with my asterisk? It seems to have been lost. I’m all confused. Maybe it’s buried in a snowbank.
Also, you-all warm-weather disbelievers-of-snow can bend over and dig through two feet of snow to kiss my frostbitten little bum.
Man, this thread has strayed so far from the original point, it’s not even funny. Oh, wait, yeah it is.
Kn*ckers!
ahem.
You seem…realativly uninjured.
“Relatively uninjured”? Oh, I’ll bet you say that to all the girls, carni… Such a flatterer!
(Point of interest; I am in fact relatively uninjured, but I have a bruise on my knee, and I don’t know where it came from. I think I walked into a table.)