No, he meant it is illegal for us to marry YOUR sister!
in an unrelated story:
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Actually, I meant that it’s probably not illegal to marry your sister in parts of the midwest. The joke just isn’t funny if you have to explain it. (or if cplant tells it)
I too was telling a joke. I was making a humorous play on the wording of the sentence used by yourself in said above joke post. In retrospect, i should have written “Two guys walk into a bar, and he means it is illegal to marry YOUR sister!”
D’oh. I feel like such a Linus.
Actually, it just wasn’t that funny to begin with. 
Now, if you had said Targ, that would’ve been funny.
(or cousin, even…)
You guys going to help me out, or not?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=204919
At least you didn’t say you were feeling (a) Linus.
Crap, I just checked my class rosters for fall and I have a Wesley.
Me no type right? That’s unpossible!
Go with that feeling. Some people believe that in order to improve yourself, you have to start picturing yourself in more positive manner.
It’s nice to have goals.
Why would I want to imagine myself as you then? 
You do have a point. Setting your expectations too high will probably just lead to disappointment.
Baby steps…baby steps…