Is that your ventrally-mounted phase cannon, or are you just happy to see me?
I need my [technobabblethatsoundssexual] purged.
Huh, I don’t remember that. I do remember him saying that every forced relocation of a people had bad results.
I remember now thinking that the Vissian captain telling Archer that they’d have stratopod technology in 100 years was a reference to metaphasic shielding, which didn’t come for over 200 years. Did anybody else think so too?
Not tonight, honey, my ionic residue is discharging.
Or maybe just invent a way to make vasectomies and tubal ligations really really reversible, like with a valve you could twiddle or something.
I’ve been twiddling my valve for a while. Doesn’t seem to help
Be careful, you’ll go blind.
it’s worse than that. My wife has a phaser cutting phaser, and a vulcan’s sence of humor
Men are from Mars and Women are meteors crashing into Mars.
Hurmph. This is why I hate coming late to these parties. I’m ready for a serious discussion, but by the time I get here, the whole thing has devolved into silliness.
Oh, all right.
“Oh, Malcolm. That’s the bigest injector I’ve ever seen.”
So, Linus, do you side with Trip§?
HA!
The only way to get in serious discussion before the highjacks begin is to make your own thread. Have you ever read cplant’s OPs? :dubious:
No. But not because he interfered, but because he charged in, knowing almost nothing, and with no thoughts to the consequences either to the couples, or to the cogenitor. He had seen this culture a total of a few hours, and that person a total of a few minutes, and he decided to lie to his hosts, sneak around unauthorized on their ship, and push his “help” onto him/her.
Yes!
If you scroll back about 97 posts, you’ll see my argument of this idea. I think it was written just for that effect. We see the bad consequences of “fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”
Now, back to being silly!
You, there! That’s not silly! Stop it at once!
That’s 'cause angels are total wusses. Sitting on clouds, playing their harps and preening their feathers all day … they live lives of pampered luxury. The toughest challenge angels ever face is showing up to choir practice on time. They never have to tackle any real problems. Hmph!
I usually say, “Men are from Mars, Women are from Pluto.”
Not that I’m bitter.
Thanks CPlant, NCB. I feel better now.
(Silly on!)
Hmmm. Run into a few that are cold and distant recently, have we?
Warm beer and cold women.
Alien women Dopers!