Enterprise: Decon questions

I know, I know. But I must ask…
1. Why is it that they never rub that gel on their faces and scalps? Are they immune to microorganisms from the neck up? The only exception to this was when Trip rubbed gel on T’Pol’s ears in the series pilot.
2. And why only on exposed skin from the neck down? What about the covered parts?
3. How do/will they resolve this later? Nobody on TOS ever had to decon after an away mission. Theory: Before they even think of going anywhere off their ship, everyone gets a long-lasting decon shot or pill.

I’ve missed a few episodes, but I didn’t think that I’ve missed that many. Is this a regular occurance? How many times has it shown people doing this? The only one I saw was in the pilot.

Achernar, twice a year the crew gets infected with a bacterial organism called Sweepsial Panderus. If they don’t survive it, it could spell doom for the entire future of the crew.

1 & 2 - They do, you just don’t see it in the episodes. (Although I’m pretty sure T’Pol removes her top to rub the gel on in one episode)

Like creepy weird guys like me that they are pandering to want to see Hoshi rub gel on her face. Well, some probably do…

They probably rub all over because spores can get everywhere. they should be stripped naked and hosed down by Phlox in a biohazard suit. I don’t think it will get resolved. They might even use it in the Enterprise movie to get an R rating.

Yeah okay I get the joke. :wink: But really, how many times has it been shown, grand total?

Decon has now entered the vocab of Trekkers as meaning a sexually provocative sceen. Not really, but we can dream, can’t we?

NYPD Blue has been showing buttocks for some time now.

But, yeah, TPTB are just pandering, plain and simple. Since we all are looking for the good bits, they don’t have to be very logical or practical. ST: TNG always used the transporter for decon, remember the biofilters?

I’m up for an all nude episode. Leave in the panda, too. [drool sounds]


Other than the pilot:

A three-way rubdown in “A Night In Sickbay”
Three sitting together, no rubbing shown, in the one where they were on the Klingon ship for a while (1st season)
It seems as if there were more.

Better yet…

A episode of nothing but the wimmun decon themselves and each other!

Hell, I hate star trek but would tune it for it

Yeah well come on! Who was involved?! :slight_smile:

At the risk of addressing the OP… I think that they will not necessarily need to address why TOS doesn’t have decon… at some point they mention that the teleporters can be used to screen many diseaes/organisms, so presumably once they start using the 'porters on a regular basis, decon is no longer needed

Just you wait, vegas chick. I’ll nitpick you yet.

The decon sauna was Hoshi, Trip, and T’Pol showing quite a bit of leg and butt. All of them were in the flimsiest looking undergarment type things. So, it pandered to everyone. Except the panda lovers.

Was that a nit I spied?

By “Trip” you meant “Malcolm” didn’t you [n]N.C.Boy**? (You were talking about the one where they went to the Klingon ship? Right? I’m pretty sure it was Malcolm.)
-Rue.

Panda, panda, what is panda?!?

yes, RDD, Malcom played Trip’s part in that ep :smack:

And, the panda played the part of the koala…

Lousy pandas!
Good for nothin’ wusses.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/11/25/china.panda.reut/index.html

try fitting a 400 lb, seven foot tall panda into a koala outfit, and you will see just how gifted an actor the panda is

Three lady pandas were unimpressed.
I rest my case.

Not Kentucky Fried Panda! It’s finger Ling-Ling good!