This is an obsession, Dad. I’ve never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
[sub]When’s the ensemble gonna chime in with,“Get a room?!”[/sub]
Well, no. See, I have this ingenious plan to act as if I’m Porthos. Archer won’t even notice.
Aes, since last Thursday’s shows were reruns, I’m gonna tape new ones tonight and a new Joan to go with the other. I also put on a Frasier rerun that had a funny Trek theme running through it. Also got you the Xindi rerun so you can see it on a clear tape with no jumpies, and Jake was a rerun, so I will tape over it.
Sumthin’ stoopid: www.draftwesleycrusher.com
Archer: Porthos! That’s not her leg!
Aesiorn: Ummm. Woof?
Everyone’s lost but me!
That would be fun. A Han/Indy/JackRyan character on the next planet they run into.
Shouldn’t that be: Aesiron: Ummm. Muuff?
So, Aesiron, you’re the male of the species from the same planet as Isis?
Spock, “You see a male-female schism developed. A fascinating development that hasn’t been seen since the publishing of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus…”
McCoy, “Oh no, I knew it. I never should have reconnected his libido!”
Muuff? What are you implying? :dubious:
(By the way, thanks, viva. I’d be lost if it weren’t for you)
A lie, we have women here! They just keep being kidnapped by the latest evil dude. then John Carter and i have to go save his wife again…
I didn’t know Dr. John Carter ever had a wife. He dated Abbey and Dr. Lewis in the ER and a host of other women but never settled down. Maybe he’ll hook up with Gillian.
I really wanted to know what you were implying. You’re probably giving me more credit than I’m due. Spill it!
Sigh. Another potentially hillarious piece of tomfoolery tragically tainted by typos. Typical.
Why do I feel as if something’s flying over my head at superluminal speeds?
Oh! Sorry! I can’t tell one pun from another.
Re: Shouldn’t that be: Aesiron: Ummm. Muuff?
I meant a very vulgar reference to the fact that the “woof” sound would sound like “mooff” especially if Porthos was barking it while nestled in the … [sub]muff[/sub]. Maybe I’ve gone too far into the gutter?
While y’all are very generous with your segues, know that you are pushing my brain cells to the limit coming up with these ripostes and I thank you for the witty workout!
Ah. That’s what I thought. Wasn’t sure though.
I like the way you think. ;j
Men are from Mars, women are meteors crashing into Mars.
Wouldn’t it be a more fitting metaphor if Mars meteors penetrated Venus?
I see someone’s had his Barsoomian sex ed class. This also explains why i wear a hardhat 24/7 (it’s called safe sex!)
i see you’ve not dated any Martian women. Rocks smashed over our heads are the least of our worries…
I’m sleeping with Thuvia, btw. She likes it rough.
Carthoris?