I wonder if Kn(*)ckers is still into paedonecrobestiality?
That’s the ahem desire for dead puppies, btw.
Why did I think the Wright brothers were going to be in this episode? Instead, it was the Everly Brothers. Or was it the Statlers?
Counting Klingons on the wall
Doesn’t bother me at all
Smoking cigarrettes and watching Captain Kangaroo…
My dictionary says it’s the desire to see dead Noclueboys, and I’m thinking of taking it up…
Now don’t tell him he has nothing to do.
Not only is he a bad poet, he plagiarizes bad poetry.
It’s not plagerism if you credit the OP, biatch
I beg your pardon.
I never promised you a rose garden.
He don’t need a bed of roses 'cause roses wither away.
Yesterday Billy Joe MCNoclueBoy…
I didn’t start the fire. It’s been burnin’ since the world’s been turnin’.
Yeah…and if you steal from all of us, it’s just research.
I once met a foxy girl Doper
Who asked if I want to come over
I shouted, "Hell yes!
Now get out of that dress!"
I knew a girl good at translating
Whose forehead seemed to be inflating
Before it was stopped
I heard a loud pop
Now I’m cleaning her off the hull plating
I once read a poster named Tricky
Who came up with a relevant sticky:
"If you post a lim’rick
Make sure it’s not sick
'Cause no one likes rhymes that are icky."
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who got his foot caught in a bucket.
The farmer’s girl, Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nan SLASHED IT IN HALF WITH A PHASER-CUTTING PHASER!
As i say-ed in the udder thray-ed, you have a rapist wit.
I know it’s misspelled. I did it on porpoise. Bad Flipper
Rhymes? Rhythm? Huh?
There once was a doggie named Porthos
Not a damn thing rhymed with his name
He ran away from home
'Cause his owner’s so lame
How did you like this pome?
Hope I didn’t scare everyone away.
I already did a Porthos limerick in the othre thread. And at least mine had some almost rhymes.
BTW…
It was GOO!
I hate you all.
Kisses,
Kn(fickle)ckers
If Porthos writes poetry, is it doggerel?
:dubious:
Nope. Won’t take the bait.