Yo, Carni…
Where is that “Expanse” spoiler thread? Nag nag nag!
I ain’t gonna start it.
I’ll take the bait. Hell, after all of my limericks in the other thread, I figure about half the people around here want to slap me anyway.
No, viva, it would be iambark pentameter.
Some day somebody’s gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye… until then baby are you going to let them hold you down and make you cry? Don’t you know? Don’t you know things can change… things’ll go your way if you hold on for one more day . .
Bah! Took me so long to hunt down those lyrics that Linus snuck in a post. Boo!
And that wasn’t the bait I was talking about either. 
Sneaked.
Score another one for Linus!
Snuck.
Scrod.
Scrotum.
Glabella.
Mesentery.
Bakula.
Koenig.
Crewman Daniels didn’t bring the Time travel/Canadian/Pixie Dust thingie by let.
Maybe he’s pissed because I forgot to leave milk and crackers on the porch.
Damn him and his Pixies!
::Shaes fist::
(that would be “shakes fist”, not “shaves fist” or “the fist of some girl named Shae who never gave me her phone number”…)
i went ahead and did it because i hadn’t done one for a while, and after my Japanese final tonight, i’m free from classes for the summer.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=185176
Thanks, my four-armed friend.
I knew I could count on you.
Crackers and milk? The hell!? And you call yourself a Southerner!?
Crackers and milk=catfish and moonshine
Ah. The breakfast of champions. Where are the grits though?
It is a literary reference to Roger Zelazney, gentlemen.
Buddah and Siddahartha on a stick!
Do I have to explain everything?
All right, dammit, I tried bourbon and naked women, but the neightbors complained. Well, their wives complained.
Hell, my wife complained.