Hoser.
That’s what she said!
It’s back bacon you hoser. Put your thinking toque on next time, eh?
Greetings to Linus Van Pelt…I believe you’ve been on shore leave of late?
There you go, Linus… you finally got someone to notice you were gone without having to mention it yourself.
Hey, I may be an attention seeking geek, but I’m not a pathetic attention seeking geek. 
Viva, your kind greetings warm my heart. I’ve been back from shore leave for a couple of weeks (I believe I mentioned it when I came back from my wife’s family reunion) but I have been fairly busy of late.
As of late. [/viva]
You and the meat eating 'plant aren’t related by any chance, are you? :dubious:
Uh, Aes, you may want to check a bit before correcting someone’s grammar or usage. Better yet, leave it to trained professionals like Viva.
Of late.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I find that the use of colloquialisms in one’s writing adds a bit of flavor. That’s one of the reasons I always hated writing research papers when I was in college. The approved style tended to be bland at best and stupefyingly boring in many cases.
I hate being wrong. :mad: I should tie you to a chair and make you listen to Vogon poetry. Or watch TOS, one. I don’t which would be worse.
Oh, and I like some colloquialisms, but only in moderation. I like standardization.
Why are your future kids at your Mom’s house?
BTW, C’plant, should I be insulted by this or should you?
NCB scores big points for identifying the big fat misplaced modifier!
Get a room.
Those can be frustrating. Tars should get one of those modifiers that beeps when he pushes a button on a remote. It’s only a temporary inconvenience that way.
Me and the Future Wife are having some problems with regards to my Future Secretary.
Rumor has it that Aesiron asks Vulcan targs to wear lipstick.
The Future Wife and I.
Well, at least you didn’t say Future Guy and I. 
Or worse: Myself and Future Wife.
So, you’re getting it on with Future Guy’s woman?
Is this thread about “Enterprise”? (the latest Star Trek series), or are you people bored out of your minds? It’s August, for Chrissakes, why aren’t you at the beach of something? (Or working – that activity for which your employer is paying you.) I get an e-mail about a posting, and it turns out to be crap. I’ve got more important things to do than check in on the children, children. 
Well, Future Wife is Future Guy’s past ex-wife, even though they aren’t married yet because they haven’t been born. I met her at a disco, already pregnant from a one night stand we were to have one month later, so we got hitched. Or maybe we are married and yet haven’t met, even though our kids are 4, 8, 12, and 15. Or something, time travel makes my head hurt.