Yeah, some Americans might, er, exaggerate about it to you.
Because “The Devil in the Dark” was not among the episodes of ST:TOS that I have on video tape, I’ve just ordered the DVD of this episode from Amazon.com just so that I can check out this line.
I hope you’re satisfied. 
Oh, shit…
struggling to push through the thick fog of testosterone that’s built up since viva’s departure.
Damn, it’s all manly and stuff in here. I’m going to have to start painting my nails and braiding you-all’s hair, pretty soon, just to compensate.
Ah, well, if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em–
Hey, crack me a beer, wouldja? You fellas see the game last night?
Game? You are no doubt referring to a competitive event of some sort?
…wanders into room… looks around at horrible mess left over from all the guys… finds **Knckers’** pants… thinks to self, “Game? What game?”*
IRL: Ow. My head hurts. My back is sore. I can’t find my pants.
Sets phaser to emasculate
adjusts belt. Folds up cuffs. Can’t figure out why pants are about twelve sizes too big. Has sudden realization
NCB, I think I found your pants.
I find it more than a little amusing how quickly we run out of things to discuss regarding the actual episodes and digress into random silliness. I suppose we could thank the show’s producers for providing a trigger for us to entertain ourselves, but then the “Trek songs” thread suggests we’re more than able to do that on our own. Says something about Enterprise, don’t you think?
Now, now, this is supposed to be a pants-free thread. There was a sign at the entrance and everything.
You might think that not being able to find your trousers is silly, but not I.
So, the satellite feed said “Judgement”. Is that a Canadian spelling? Mr. Webster lists it as an alternate.
hey, two versions of the episode! i better get both on tape to complete my collection! must prepare digitally remastered tapes to store in nuke proof underground vault…
I have the Canadian version available for 29.98.
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I’ve been meaning to ask you guys…Does the guy in back look like Tars? Not the blonde guy. He looks like kn(*)ckers. The green guy in back with the snake.
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Wait, carni - which blond guy do I look like? The one with the sword or the one with the really big breasts? I don’t actually look like either of them. I look more like the snake.
BTW - the artist needs to study human anatomy. He got the sword guy’s arm all wrong. Looks like his triceps is attached at the wrist. Plus he has weirdly short little legs.
And, sure, I’ll guess Tars looks like the green dude.
The one without pants.
Daddy?
Hey, guys!
UPN is premeiring a new Star Trek called Enterprise. It’s set in the era between First Contact and The Federation. One of the…
Wait…
Oh, crap! Not again!
Stupid Time Machine™!
l::::Lots of whirring and clunking noises, some shaking (causing a large PEAR, not apple to fall on Isaac N.), and a bevy of shocking and profound swear words::::
Hey, Guys!
UPN is…
Dammit!
:::Tries again:::causes extinction of Unicorns:::
Hey, Guy…
I give up… this stinkin’ machine is FUBAR…
My People Have A Saying:
“That child’s not right.”
Ok, I got my Correct Spelling Phaser TM from Wacky Al’s Phaser Cutting Phaser Warehouse of Savings. Cheap and non flamable!
Anyway, it seems that the spelling it Judgement is correct. It also says “FOOLISH AMERICAN PIG DOGS AND THEIR INCORRECT SPELLINGS! THEIR HONORS, THEIR COLORS AND THIER NEIGHBORS! ITS HONOUR, COLOUR AND NEIGHBOURS. ARGH! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! BURN IN HADES FOR ETERNITY!”
It seems to be posessed. But it was good for the price!