If she doesn’t have periods, Aesiron is going to be mad; and someone’s got a lotta ‘splainin’ to do! :eek:
No, Viva will be mad… No, wait. Viva gets mad at people who don’t use periods.
Somebody’s been very observant this year… 
GOO
Hey, did you ever get that mini camera to work?
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Embarrassed smiley here…It’s right in front of me but I think it might need a teeny battery? I’ll check it soon and let ya know.
In case you haven’t yet, go take a peek at my underwear .
So, what’d everyone get? Get any more underwear, viva? Ortho, cplant?
I’d’ve resurrected “Cease Fire” to ask but I don’t want to push it and have it closed since it’s over a thousand posts now.
I didn’t get nothing.
I had to pay 50 dollars and pick up the dreidels.
You don’t celebrate Christmas at all? I know you converted for your marriage but didn’t realize you didn’t do Christmas as well.
What’d you get for Chanukah then?
Hey, this is a Major Relgion.
It’s not like the Methodists where you can marry a Unitarian and pick out the stuff you like with carrots for communion.
You do know I’m an atheist, right? It’s not always about Jesus.
It’s about getting lots of free stuff.
Thank you, Eric Cartman. 
Actually the Mrs. and the Rabbis consider it to be a religious thing, and that’s enough for me.
Check out this link, and all shall be made clear:
Cartman? Are you calling me fat?
I’m not fat, I just haven’t grown into my body yet, you skinny wanker.
I was making reference to Cartman’s, indeed the Southpark characters, keen insight into things of a theological nature.
“I’m not fat, I just haven’t grown into my body yet, you silly wanker*” is a Cartman quote. Asking if you thought I was fat was just a segue to use it.
*The quote actually says “bitch” but I didn’t want to offend. For once.
Humor.
It is a difficult concept.
It is not logical.
Saavik (as played by Kirstie Alley) was a silly bitch too.
Robin Curtis was hot though.
No more undies, but I got me lots of crew socks. Also, candy, chocolates, cash, slippers, perfume, shower gel, tea, an agenda (don’t we all have those? 
),
ENT calendar remarkably similar to the one Aes got and somebody else here may be getting soon, hint hint… sachets, a sweater, a book, and some other stuff that I can’t recall at this time.
…I just remembered I never said what I got. I won’t bore you with a full list but I did get the Director’s Cut of The Whale Movie, a copy of The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, am expecting two $100 checks soon and, most importantly, GARDEN STATE ON DVD!!!
BEST MOVIE EVER