Dammit.
I have some photos of plant giving drugs to dancing bears…
Then maybe he WAS delivering the next line… In hindsight, it was oddly pertinent…
Allright, boys and girls, uncle Plant has this figured out.
(except for Tars…I’m gonna get Tars, and I will be happy)
We are going to take Jayne and T’Pol off their respective programs and give them their own show. It will be called “The Never Kiss Them On The Lips Space Show”. They will argue about whether they can fire a BAR in a vacumn or if the Heisenberg Compensators must be calibrated with multi-phasic deutronium or trans-phasic hydrogen.
Jayne will be replace by a 500 lb gorilla with a 300 word vocabulary. T’Pol by a party doll that cannot argue.
Enjoy.
drewbert –
You know, I didn’t even think about the “vacuum of space” aspect. I’m just going to go with the explanation that cutting open the spacesuit to amputate would have killed Malcolm. Thanks. That was really bugging me.
I am not a Trekkie but I watch Enterprise, though I didn’t watch the other series regularly.
I am curious though, was not the Romulan cloaking device a secret weapon of the Romulans in the original ST? Didn’t they sneak a ship in to attack bases to test the Federations defenses or did the Fed know they had cloaking technology and it was the plasma ball weapon thingie that was the secret weapon?
I don’t think so. They’d have put a tourniquet above the amputation point anyway, to prevent excess blood loss. That could hold the air in the rest of the suit, too. It’d work long enough to slap on a pressure patch, anyway. I think they just ignored the whole amputation angle (after dismissing it earlier with a joke about the cook) because they wanted to solve the problem another way.
sort-of-hijack:
Hey, Drewbert , weren’t you the guy on the Doper Pictures pages who’s watching a green-shirted Kirk in a TOS episode on your computer?
And one more question: Why do I remember things like this???
I was going to say something clever about this, but I can’t think of anything. Damn. Anyway, it’s a funny idea. Nicely done, ** plant ** .
This post is a waste of time. Don’t read it. Or, if you do, go ask Crewman Daniels to give you the last several seconds of your life back.
You know Crewman Daniels?
My Uncle knows Crewman Daniels.
He has a dealership in the valley.
I knew you couldn’t trust him.
I know a guy who looks just like Ensign Seuter (sp?), the psycho murderer from Voyager.
This is your useless fact for the day.
I once knew a guy who looked like the Horta…
You remind me of the Prince of Wales, and when I say Whales, believe me, I mean Whales.
Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.
I’ve a mind to join a club and beat you with it!
I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure.
They changed feed times, dammit! I have to wait for Wednesday like you…people.
You’re up, Canadaian guy.
T-1 hour and counting!
Its called “Dead Stop” for those of you who don’t know.
“The Enterprise docks with a mysterious alien space station to make repairs.”
Ooo, sounds mysterious. 
GGGGRrrrrrrrrrrrr…mumble, mumble.