Okay, I gave in to the social pressure, and I watched this Friday night. Didn’t check the Dope until today, though.
My opinion: —yawn—
Pretty much inert, all around. There wasn’t really anything in this episode that couldn’t have been done equally as well by virtually any other sci-fi show. In fact, I’d bet that if we on the Dope put our pointy heads together, we could have done a lot better.
As far as I’m concerned, Enterprise at this level of quality is a placeholder. By that I mean, “the sci-fi show I watch because as a self-respecting geek I have to watch at least one sci-fi show, and if none of them is particularly good I’ll pick one more or less at random.”
Problem is, I know what the show should be, how good it could be, so it’s markedly more irritating to watch this mediocre effort than, say, Stargate: Atlantis, which is also pretty generic but which (for me) doesn’t have a lot to live up to. In a weird way, a C episode of S:A is more entertaining for me than a C episode of Ent because there’s nothing for it to be failing to live up to. (I didn’t watch SG-1. I started watching S:A as a hedge against Ent continuing to suck.)
Now Lost is turning out to be pretty good, and we’ve got the resurrected Battlestar Galactica coming in a couple of months. Bottom line? Not sure Enterprise is gonna make the cut.
Still, I’ll give Coto at least a few weeks: long enough to dispense with the completely retarded cliffhanger he inherited from the Bermaga and had to figure out how to handle, and to establish a new direction for his own material. And the quicker it looks like he’s going to wrap up that unbelievably stupid “temporal cold war” thing, the better, and the more likely I am to hang around.
Oh, and for the record, the alien-Nazi makeup BLOWS.