Spank her! Spank her!
And then, me!
Take 'em to decon.
Phlox: You gellin’?
Archer: I’m Gellin’ like a felon!
Muffaletta!
Kn*ckers: Glad you weren’t perturbed by my faux pas. Then again, you’re probably not easily perturbed.
Me neither.
NoClueBoy must scrub every plasma conduit for the next five months, lick the transporter pads clean, wipe up after Porthos, mop up the gym after everybody works out, and extricate Travis’s wedgie.
Meanwhile, Kn*ckers simply gets extra pie, as I am terribly unfair and biased.
–vivaunbalanced
I never get extra pie, dang it.
How about some blood pudding, then?
Heart of Targ?
Ga’kh?
Scrapple?
No, peep peep it, I want pecan (puh-Kahn) pie with vanilla ice cream.
How about some pan-fried catfish a la mode?
MMmmm… pie. Cherry, right? Can I have your seconds, Kn*ckers?
Er, I mean can I have your leftovers.
Stupid brain… I should stab you with a Q-Tip.
Just blame it on some mysterious virus or singularity like everyone else, does, Aes.
carnivorousplant, this is for you.
South Park Trips!
Wow, thanks viva.
…I think…
Mphmph. Ermphphmmm phrrmphph. MrfPEEPf frm mrph.
Sorry, I was eating my pie. Shouldn’t talk with mouth full. I’m done, now, and yes, Aesiron, you can have my leftover seconds (it’s cherry-pecan. Weird AND tasty!).
I like viva’s punishments. Next time, do I get spanked whilst eating pie?
suddenly all the Trek threads have become written in Spank-o-rama!!
Thanks a lot. Now I have the image of Trip in the engine room, stripped to the waist and banging his head to Warrant while he works on the warp coils.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
I can actually picture Trip doing that. What I’m having trouble with is visualizing Kn*ckers eating Viva’s pie while being spanked.
:dubious:
I’m having trouble picturing that, myself, Aes - I can’t even walk and chew gum at the same time…