Now, picture me wandering through a smoke-filled casino today (which I was), dodging old folks with walkers and oxygen tanks, while holding a bucket of coins and a voucher and downing a Sauza-Rita at the same time.
Now that’s coordination.
But I feel sick from all the smoke. I’m stripping down for a massive nicotine decon right now!!
I’ve got the gel (goo)!!!
That must not have been fun, viva, sorry you had to endure it. The smoke-filled wandering, I mean. I won’t address the whole decon thing…
AAARGGGHH! GRRRRR!! AAARRRGGGHH!!! Oh, sorry. Work-related raving, there. My job deserves a spanking, to be administered using a paddle studded with rusty nails and shards of glass. And then, the said job should be bathed in lemon juice, so it can feel the pain to which it subjects me on a daily basis.
That is all.
Anthropormorphizing again, are we?
Dammit, another thing to wax, USS Anthropormorphizing.
Anyone else worried about the state of our educational system, if Viva has to go gambling just to make ends meet?
Do you know why parralel lines never meet?
[Linus] Because no one ever introduced them. [/Linus]
Viva was gambling? I thought she was panhandling, what with the bucket of coins and all.
Still pretty sad.
Pit-ti-full.
My job just needs some dancing go-go girls to make it more interesting.
My job has too many go-go dancing girls
Mama Plant once complained that one of her romance books had “Too much oral sex in it”. I did not ask her to explain, but I feel no such compunction with your august self.
Ahem.
How many go-go dancing girls constitute too many?
Well, count all the appendages an average hoo-mahn might have, multply by 3.1416 or so…
there are never too many go go dancing girls!!!
You should be worried. It’s only getting worse, especially in CA.
I am part time and am only paid by the hour.
Check your email in a bit.
It was a tight-ass casino. My mom didn’t even win, and she ALWAYS wins everywhere else. We are not going back (hmph!).
That’s why we’re going to the Pala next time. They have non smoking enclosures of gaming iniquity in which we can breathe…and win!
When asked how did feel about Oklahoma being 48th in teacher pay average, our Govenor said, “Thank God for Mississippi and Alabama!”
Any of you guys get an e-mail from MethodLab?
Who be MethodLab?
Thanks for the virtual rubdown, by the way. I’m gleaming clean and feeling well enough to run off to the English perfessers’ partay in a minute for chow and martinis. It will help to take my mind off of something that I may start a Pit thread about when I get home.
We’ll see.
Post some linkage if you do. I stay out of the Pit but I don’t want to miss your rant. Considering your profession, I expects lots of eruditity.
eruditity: one of those words that sounds naughty, like titular.
I don’t know if I’m up for it tonight…maybe tomorrow.
We’ll see.
Kn*ckers: thank you for your concern. I finally got all the smoke out of my system after a loooooong night’s sleep–had to go to bed at eight frikkin-thirty.
Bumping this one back into business, just for next week’s rerun.
It’s only been three months? I thought I’d been around these threads a bit longer than that. Feels like forever.
I still remember feeling completely out of it trying to read these threads though. “Porthos? Panda? Huh? What’re these guys talking about? I wish they’d just talk about the friggin’ episode already.”
Talk about an about face, eh?