four wives? i have—
::seized by giant hook and yanked offstage::
Boy, I have to admit I didn’t see that coming.
Ye gods… I hope it’s not the same Bozo™ that stole all the vowells as the Hamburglar.
But, anyways, We did determine that T’Pol and T’Pau were two separate people.
*I like the way the line runs up the back of her stockings.
I always liked those kind of high heels, too
No no no no Don’t take 'em off. Leave 'em on.
Ah yeah, a little more to the left
AAAAAAAAAAAAAYeah!
Everybody!
Want some!
Everybody!
Need some!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yeeeaaah!
Look, I’ll pay you for it, what the fu…*
Panda Halen
It was the same Bozo freak monkey. See? Now he’s banned again.
Somehow, revisiting these episodes is just as entertaining as plowing through them the first time.
Do you think we could redeem the gawdawful “Marauders” and “Vanishing Point” if we just try hard enough to have more fun with them? We may have to do this till April, you know.
Viva, (and anyone else interested) be sure and check the other Trek threads we’ve been using for the past couple of days. I don’t know if you’ve met Escalitor yet.
Oh, God, 'plant…Every time somebody says “Tweedledum and Tweedledee” it makes me think of that beyond-dorky scene in TOS’ “Plato’s Stepchildre” with Kirk and Spock dancing.
:rolleyes:
“Stepchildre” ?
They must have been sired by Monstre.
Tonight, and Enterprise event: Communicator!
Reed: Captain! I’ve lost my communicator!
Archer: We must go back and get it! to the Batmobile!
::Archer and Reed slide down two poles::
::On the planet::
Reed: I left it right here, next to this glowing liquid!
Archer: You fool, that’s radioactive goo!
Reed: Oh, no! The Communicator has mutated!
Communicator: I am the Communicator, i have come to kill John Conner!
Archer: Luckily i am John Archer!
Communicator: I have also come to kill John Archer!
Archer: Oh, boy!
Reed: Back to the ship, i’ll sacrifice myself to save you!
Archer: Nothing doing, i’ll sacrifice myself to save you!
Reed: Uh, sir, he’s trying to kill you, not me…
Archer: Oh, yeah. Bye!
::Archer runs back to the Batmobile. Reed is killed by the Communicator::
Archer: Archer to Enterprise, prepare to run! A mad mutated commuicator has just killed Reed
T’Pol: The Vulcan Science Directive has concluded that mutated killer communicators are impossible.
Communicator: Surrender the Captain!
T’Pol: I don’t speak to fictitional characters.
Communicator: That’s it, i’m going to kill all of you, and your little dog, too!
Hoshi: Not Porthos!
Communicator: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
::Continued tomorrow!::
Heh. LOL, Tars. Really, I am.
I agree that these old Trek threads are fun. Damned if I remember what the hell happened in this episode, 'cept there were 'splosions, as I recall, and a giant mutant robot named Communicator.
STOMP STOMP whirr STOMP whirr STOMP
I am Communicator, destroyer of worlds! I eat your virgins and enslave your young! I am all things cruel and mighty, and I have a bitchin’ backhand, for I am the evil TENNIS-PLAYING robot! Kneel before me, wretched humans!
Next week: Communicator vs. Escaltor. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
3-Love Escaltor.
Oh. Hm. I didn’t mean Escaltor and Communicator were going to play tennis. Though I can see where you’d get that idea.
I meant they were going to play water polo.
Oh.
I thought it was fisticuffs.
I was waxing metaphorical.
So… How shiney is Metaphorical now?
Do your eyes just slide off of it?
(turns on ntercom with nail fle)
How can you have a red alert in…er, how can you have spoilers on a repeat?
Maybe Aeserion hasn’t seen it yet?
Maybe they include new scenes?
Maybe Porthos morphs into a large winged lizard with a penchant for singing its threats?
Watch your phraseology!
What? I didn’t hear that, I was buffing my Metaphorical. I swear, the damn thing takes more cosmetic care than Michael Jackson.
Communicator and Escaltor, on the other hand, always look great, and with only minimal effort. Luchy bastards.
That’s not Michael Jackson, kn(*)ckers, that’s his sister.
Wait a minute…yeah, you’re right. May I borrow your power buffer?
Absolutely, carni… Were you going to buff Michael Jackson (and/or his sister), or did you want to do some more work on your own Metaphorical? 'Cause if it was Jacko you were going to be working on, you’ll want the Extra Heavy-Duty Tachyon Pulse Super Buffer Attachment.