Enterprise: The Crossing (spoilers)

Tails and fronts!

Q. Do you know what they found in the Enterprise toilet?

A. [come on, you know. Fill it in.]

cling ons around your anus?

The Captain’s log.

mine was more funierer

Q: How do you get a one armed Klingon out of a tree?

A: Wave at it.

What is brown and green and if it fell off of a tree on you would kill you?

A klingon pool table. With no honor.

Another tree?

Q: Why won’t Vulcans let Klingon children play in their sandboxes?

A: The le matyas keep trying to bury them.

:dubious:
How do you keep Aesiron in suspense?

;j

:confused:

Well?

Out with it already, man!

That was the joke.

:smiley:

but, you already knew that. glad you played along

Wait, it was a joke?

[musical stinger]

We’re here all week

:wink:

Just wait til Kn(funnygirlmyass!Makemelaugh!)ckers reads this in the morning!

She’ll laugh her pants off at you until she realizes SHE was the one who was had!

HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHA Ha…