Tails and fronts!
Q. Do you know what they found in the Enterprise toilet?
A. [come on, you know. Fill it in.]
cling ons around your anus?
The Captain’s log.
mine was more funierer
Q: How do you get a one armed Klingon out of a tree?
A: Wave at it.
What is brown and green and if it fell off of a tree on you would kill you?
A klingon pool table. With no honor.
Another tree?
Q: Why won’t Vulcans let Klingon children play in their sandboxes?
A: The le matyas keep trying to bury them.
:dubious:
How do you keep Aesiron in suspense?
;j

Well?
Out with it already, man!
That was the joke.

but, you already knew that. glad you played along
Wait, it was a joke?
[musical stinger]
We’re here all week

Just wait til Kn(funnygirlmyass!Makemelaugh!)ckers reads this in the morning!
She’ll laugh her pants off at you until she realizes SHE was the one who was had!
HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHA Ha…