My brother just saw the Episode III trailer on tv. I still haven’t seen it yet. Is there anywhere online we can watch it?
Hmm, according to starwars.com, its only available online to Hyperspace members.
And its supposed to be exclusive so I don’t think it would be showing on tv.
Gasp!
I have it: http://www.worldofepic.net/ep3.mov
Download it there. I hope the link works.
Looks pretty damn hot. Can’t wait.
It looks so beautiful…
Hmm, there doesn’t appear to be a joyous, pure, full-of-wonder smiley.
I was a bit hesitant when I heard Palpatine was going to be weilding a lightsaber, but after seeing the trailer, and that absolutely insane look on his face, I got chills.
This is what I’ve been waiting for since I was seven.
Pray to Og that the “Dawson’s Creek in Space” scenes are kept to a minimum.
Heh. Space opera.
Anakin: Come with me Padme, we must flee.
Padme: No Anakin. We can’t run away. I’ll stay here with you.
Anakin: Don’t be a fool. I love you so much. We have to go.
Padme: We’re staying.
Anakin: There is something I must confess. Palpatine ordered me to kill you.
Padme: But you won’t, right?
…
Padme: Right?
- Red lightsaber ignites.
Anakin: Sorry Padme. But you didn’t listen to me.
Padme: You know how to use that thing?
- Quick flick. A blue lightsaber ignites in Padme’s hand
Anakin: WTF??
Padme: I’ve been training with the Jedi Knights in secret. You see, Obi-wan is my lover now.
Anakin: What??
Padme: Yes, we’ve been sleeping together, like, forever now.
Anakin: NOOOOOOOO!!!
<later>
Palpatine: No Anakin, I… am your father.
Anakin: NOOOOOOO!!!
Sigh… thats what happens when I’m bored at work.
Wait a minute. Do we know who Annakin’s father is?
No. But it had better not be Palpatine.
I would not be surprised.
Didn’t Anakin have no father…?
Something about midichlorians and all that? I seem to have blocked it out…
Holy fucking fuck! At first i was pissed, cause the first half was just scenes from other movies, but the last half more than made up for that! I didn’t think we’d actually SEE vader in the movie, let alone the trailer! And wookies? An army of wookies? FINALLY! Beats the pants off any fucking Ewoks any day! Is there a smiley that’s having an orgasm in their pants? :eek:
Anakin’s mother doesn’t “remember” a father. She says there “was no father”. But if Knights of the Old Republic has taught us anything, it’s “The Force can make one forget things!!!”
So Palpatine could have had sex with Anakin’s mom and then wiped the memory from her mind.
… man the force is so cool.
Correct me if I’m wrong. But, doesn’t the trailer have the wrong date on it? I thought EpIII was to be released May 25th, the Wednesday before Memorial Day. The trailer says May 19th - which is the Thursday before that.
I was excited before but now I cannot wait. If we can judge anything by the trailer at all this is going to be one hell of a movie.
I went a-Googlin’ and I’m not the only to think this. There’s also a theory that Palpatine somehow genetically engineered Annakin and sold his mother into slavery to make him learn to hate.
Pretty sure its May 19th.
Actually, :eek: looks quite appropriate.
I thought it was just the midi-chlorians, sneaking into Shmee Skywalker’s bedroom one night.
(After all, no one has sex in the Star Wars universe.)
Well, it looks promising, so hopefully it’ll be better than the previous two.
I figured Qui-Gon Jinn was Anikan’s father.
After all, Qui-Gon is tall, and Vader is tall.
Is Jude Law going to make an appearance as a young Grand Moff Tarkin?