Epstein Files => Trump Impeachment & Conviction?

They are, so I assume this is the strategic move.

Neither were Comey and Mueller, although after their treatment by the Prez, who knows now.

Absolutely.

It’s setting a precedent that a president can be subpoenaed to testify before Congress. :thinking:

(Apparently the last time that happened was when Gerald Ford defended his pardon of Nixon)

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/ford-defends-nixon-pardon-before-congress-oct-17-1974-229850

TIL that Lincoln testified to Congress.

:looks it up:

Oh, to clear his (crazy) wife.

Oh, Mary!

(Someone has got to be working on Oh, Melania!)

It would have to be far more fictionalized than Oh, Mary is—Melania is SO much duller than was MTL.

There was an Off-Broadway musical spoof called Five (get it?) about Melania, Ivana, Marla, Ivanka, and Stormy.

Well, lessee,

Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh uh!
Cicero
Lipschitz!

Naw, doesn’t wotk.

I can sort of picture all of those working in a Trump-themed musical except Cicero.

Can someone at least make sure “Prince” Andrew is locked up?

For what crime, exactly? Being a pervert and a sleezeball?

Sex trafficking, potentially. (BBC article)

I’d like to see Slick Willie get immunity, then describe in detail the multiple orgies with underage girls he and that Asshole participated in. Insinuate that video exists… maybe a copy could be produced…

Shit, Meet Fan.

I might guess that Five is a spoof of Six, the musical about the six wives of Henry VIII.

And you’d be right - though in fairness to the other posters, Six is in part an extended homage to the “Cell Block Tango” number from Chicago.

Trump says that now that he has been exonerated, it’s time for the country to move on. I guess he’ll just tell Congress to cancel the Clinton testimony.

Wow, he said that without Bill Barr’s help? That’s kind of strangely impressive.

Paywalled, but just an allegation so far.

He hates Kaitlyn because she’s pretty and won’t bang him.

I hate her (well, I dislike her) because she’s standing 10 feet away, on camera, and won’t say “No, that’s wrong", “No, that is a lie”, “No, there is no evidence of any election fraud”…. blah blah blah.

She is just as big a part of the problem. You are a Journalist. Call out the Bullshit.

She just stood there and took it.

It’s not happening in America, but at least it’s happening somewhere in the world. More of this!

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/lithuania-launches-human-trafficking-probe-related-epstein-files-2026-02-03/