SQUAD! CAMP it . . . UP!
He’s that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. ‘e’s realized that a sheep’s life consists of standin’ around for a few months and then bein’ eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.
New Bruce! Are you a pooftah?
Ni!
Crab, tiger, and almond requi-zeet-t-t-t-t-t?
I think Sock Munkey’s signature sums up this thread’s degeneration quite nicely…
Daddy. Bruce(underscore)Daddy.
Damn vanity searches, I don’t even know what the hell is going on here.
There’s another dead bishop on the landing. I put 'im out, and the dustmen won’t touch 'im.
::squints eyes, snickers, falls over dead::
It’s a man’s life, taking your clothes off in public.
It’s a fair cop, but society is to blame.
Beautiful plumage
The plumage don’t enter into it.
You don’t re-heat cakes. Not chocolate cakes.
The cat-detector van from the Ministry of Housinge.
BTW, isn’t Eric the Half-a-Bee on the album The Final Rip-Off? You can find that album still for sale - my wife got it for me last year.
I’d swear it was. Be bloody stupid of it’s got “Finland” and “Traffic Lights” but not “Eric”…
If you don’t have any other Python audio recordings, I’d strongly recommend Final Rip-Off, since it’s collected most of the good stuff that you won’t get elsewhere.
Been shoppin’ for seven hours.
Whot dja buy?
Nuthin’
Took four hours to bury the cat.
Fours hours to bury a cat?!
Yeah, it would keep still. Wrigglin’ and ‘owlin’
*Tygr yes, it is on that album. I listened to it the other night after first seeing this thread.
How would you rate your embarrassment?
A) high
B) Hello!
C) Good evening!
Now, let’s try something ruder!
Anthrax ripple
Cockroach cluster
Spring surprise
Wankel Rotary Engine