Asian conflagration preparation.
If you cross an icy Eskimo with a hot-blooded Latino does the baby have a normal body temperature?
No, its like a matter anti-matter reaction, the mother explodes into a shower of kebab sized chunks of meat.
You get my dad. You then cross the result with a white person and you get me!
Interestingly there’s a dope article about Inuit traits.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/83/why-do-eskimo-people-stay-there
Alot of the article is antidote, but one claim it makes is a higher then normal metabolism. That means an overall hotter, more heat producing, body (including the “pussy”) among other things.
I have Eskimo blood in me and I have that. I think. In my fingers. Sometimes one or more turns completely white in cold weather. It hurts though. It runs in the family, but I always supposed it was a genetic defect.
Although perhaps Eskimo chicks can shut off blood to the pussy. That’d make it cold. On the other hand, there are no organ more important that the pussy.
So it’s not really all that cold? Dang! Learn something new every day.
I’m just curious why the word pussy is in quotes.
Perhaps Tao prefers the word cunt?
First of all, I’m a woman, and I have a pussy, I am not one. Second of all, I’ve been here for three years, hardly a newb, though I guess I should be bowing down to your 2000ness. Third of all, clearly some people believe Eskimos or Inuit are, actually, colder than other people; Tao is talking about shit that actually happened to him. Note I never called you a bigot; you just have bad taste in jokes.
What you don’t get is that just because people may not actually think women of a certain ethnicity have genitals of a certain temperature, talking about that shit, particularly in a jocular manner, diminishes women (and exoticizes people of color). It reduces them to holes that men can fuck. I know you don’t believe this because it’s a bit too complex for you to get your little brain around. It’s not just the glass ceiling and less money for the same job that oppress women. It’s being seen merely as objects for male pleasure. I don’t care if it’s from a movie (which I’ve seen, by the way), I don’t care if it’s meant to be funny, I don’t care that real army men have chanted it, I don’t care that the OP was a troll. I care that others responded in kind, and the one person who spoke out against it got warned, and I care that it took “nigger” for someone to actually do something about that thread. I get SHOCKED and DISMAYED when a board that’s supposed to be filled with smart, enlightened people pulls shit like this.
Sometimes women are only interested in men for sexual reasons.
Sometimes men are only interested in women for sexual reasons.
Sometimes they even make jokes with punchlines having to do with genitalia.
This diminishes absolutely nobody but it does upset some offenderati.
Don’t get your panties in a bunch about it.
I’d also point out that scientific backing has been provided for the fact that Eskimos metabolic processes are a bit different from the norm, which might cause different body temperature. So evidently a joke about Eskimos (or, I guess, Alaskans?) having cold vaginas is sexist and just plain wrong as is plays on a false ‘exoticness’, but saying that Eskimos might have warmer genitals than the norm is just plain ol’ deductive reasoning.
Blarg.
We know that already. Pussys can’t type.
-bolding mine
Would you rather we were serious about cold pussy ? 
You’re not joking are you. You sure seem to hold men in such low esteem. I’m going to let you in on a secret.In all my 58 years of life, I’ve never been in a social situation involving men only where the cold Eslimo pussy line would have drawn disapproval. Its stupid, its funny and no one believes it. (Except at church maybe when I used to go)
Perhaps you are over reacting ?
She said pussy. hi-hi-hi
But I guess that rules out dirty limericks. Damn, I kinda liked those. So what kinda jokes are still ok?
People have been making jokes about sex, women, men, shit, piss, farts, the neighbours, the rulers and the bloody rich bastards since at least 4000 years ago, when the oldest know joke was first chiselled into clay tablet - some lame joke about a woman farting. Fucking sexist Sumerians! If this upsets you, you’ve got the whole of human history and the human race to piss you off. Including btw. Eskimos from Greenland, which have many jokes about us innocent and horrible oppressed Danes.
This is most likely primary Raynaud’s phenomenon.
It can be treated with calcium channel blockers or, (if you have low blood pressure or just like the side effects and have money to burn or really great insurance) lower-than-usual-doses of sildenafil citrate, “VIAGRA®.”[sup]1[/sup]
1 The latter option yielded multiple benefits for me during the past few years’ seal hunts.
All this talk about the “P”? I’ll be in my bunk sharpening my stinger.
Yup, and there were also “two old ladies were lying in bed, one rolled over to the other and said…”
And “C-130 rolling down the strip, airborne daddy on a one way trip”
“If I should die in a combat zone, box me up and send me home”
“I don’t know but I’ve been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold”
“Jodie’s got your girl and gone”
There are many, many examples of this stuff that I mindlessly repeated as I ran my ass off in formation, because I had to.
I’m failing to see the outrage with respect to it being some stupid called cadence in a military formation.
And no, Asian pussy most definetely does NOT taste like rice, it’s more of a subtle blend of fish, wasabi and pickled ginger, with a slight touch of soy.
You’ve never been to Thailand!
(Actually, I haven’t either. But given what my 18 year old step-daughter told me upon her return, having spent a year there, they can do amazing things with chopsticks. Ergo, I imagine if they wanted to they could type)
I have personally seen pussies use chopsticks. I have seen pussies use a brush to write on paper. I have seen them open bottles, shoot out ping-pong balls, blow out candles on birthday cakes, smoke a cigarette and accurately fire darts at balloons being held above someone’s head, including my own, and on one occasion even repeatedly hitting a moving target.
But I have never seen a pussy type.
If you can use chopsticks then you can type. BTW, I was thinking of you when I made my post: ‘If anyone would know Sam would.’
Not really. The chopsticks can be jammed up there, but to type the keys, something would have to come out and press down on them.
But hold on! Maybe they could type using the chopsticks. Hmmm. I think I just thought of a suggestion to make to a couple of bars.
That’s what I was attempting to say, apparently not too well, though.
I have so been going to the wrong parties.