Eskimo pussy? Seriously?

Sometimes all Chinese people *do *look alike.

I’m just here for the pussy.

I’ve been called “North Atlantic Paki” (“nordatlantisk perker”) and many other things by the stupid Danes. Though not so much as I’ve called them. I don’t know what the hell “feel alienated” is, but everybody has been made fun of. Every last human being on Earth. So what.

Or the way Finn made horrible fun of the poor Norwegians.

Help help. I’m being alienated!

So now gay guys can’t tell jokes about cocks, because they might be interested in them?

No, it doesn’t.

I guess all those black comedians sure are alienated. :rolleyes:

yes.

I’m quite sure most Asians don’t define their humanity by the size of their penis

I think you’re starting to get it

Exactly, because it’s a joke. Get over it.

Stop the presses! I think you understand now!

I had never seen that clip before, but I just googled it. You just proved my point. The person who was “demeaned”, “objectified”, etc. thought the joke was funny. Some other busy body with a stick up their ass got offended. In the closed-door, the boss told the guy to save that type of thing for his free time, which is what the Dope is. Of course I wouldn’t walk through the halls at work singing about Eskimo pussy. But I have no problem talking about it on the Dope.

Yes, because you know my ethnic background and my past. :rolleyes:

Damn, aren’t you one hell of an offense kleptomaniac. Do you ever get tired of looking for ways to be offended?

It wasn’t a funny joke, but shit, you just made a speed bump into Mt. Everest.

Are you as offended by the comparison of Asian cocks to nuprin as you are to any joke regarding pussy?

Are you kidding? Cat Fight is like a level 70 Offenderati.

She’s pissed off at a lame joke made about a 40 year-old cadence call that sings the virtues of native Alaskan female crotches.

So have you ever actually tried to earn you way in life based on your merits, or do you just park your ass on the sidelines and cry about the rules?

Life will go a lot smoother if you remove the boulder from your shoulder and get on with business. Honestly, if you interact with men based upon the opinion you’ve displayed of them here, I can’t fucking blame them for hating you. Just keep in mind that the fact that they can’t stand your whiny little offenderati ass does not mean they hate women in general. It means you are too much a pain in the ass to deal with.

You are definitely not a pussy. But you are an asshole.

Good grief. What a shrew! Chill. People have been making stupid jokes about sex and bodily functions since language was invented. Men and women both. And both men and women spend a good portion of each day thinking about pussy and cock. The human condition is tragic and comic. Humans enjoy the comic part. Your kind of asshole shrewishness gives bigots and racists and sexists a good name by comparison. The idiot troll now looks like a joke gone bad in comparison to your nasty post. You come off looking like an asshole. Let’s face it, nobody gets out of here alive, any attempts at humor should be laughed at or at least forgiven.

Well there’s a difference between treating all of a race/sex/ethnicity as fungible, and good natured ribbing for her pleasure.

Battle-of-the-sexes type banter has been going on since, well, at least Ancient Greece (that I’m aware of). And I’d wager that just like now, there were probably some offenderati in ancient Greece who wanted to bleed the life out of anything remotely funny.

For what it’s worth, that whole thread is still worth a read, it’s one of the funnier things on the Dope. The thread that spawned it was only middlin’ funny, if I do say so myself… especially since men are often not all that complex.

The most fucking annoying thing about this thread is that more than one person here has implied that somehow the responses that were garnered from the original OP were reflective of the Dope as a whole. I didn’t fucking see the thread until now. And even if I had, and had chosen not to participate, it doesn’t make me a fucking racist apologist.

But since you dragged me and the rest of the whole goddamn board into it with your broad brush, I’ll tell you that I think you’re getting wound up over some stupid shit. The original Eskimo Pussy thread was so beyond ridiculous that it didn’t warrant being taken seriously or given any attention at all. Just because you don’t scream your head off every time someone says something idiotic doesn’t make you a racist or a sexist. Some of us have actual experiences of being oppressed and have found that our lives are a lot more satisfying when we stop bitching about how unfair everything is.

You think I find it absolutely wonderful every time some asshole comedian makes a joke about child abuse or makes fun of some crazy homeless guy? I personally do not find child abuse, mental illness or homelessness all that hilarious. But I have learned through trial and error that you don’t survive in this world without a sense of humor. Eventually your soft spots get poked enough that you grow some thicker skin. Take a fucking chill pill people. If you don’t, you are going to wear yourselves out, and when the real injustices come around you won’t have any energy left to fight them.

Joining this party late …

I must admit that I am so out of it that I did not know the reference, did not initially think of “Eskimo” as offensive and participated in a silly off-hand way (linking to a picture of a hot looking arctic lynx - my small and stupid way to make fun of and belittle the op), read catfight’s post and was initially whooshed and thought that it was out of line (but did not report) and then (microsecond later) still whooshed, recognized that maybe Eskimo was just as offensive and not silly, but then (it took 45 seconds maybe) learned enough to know that Eskimo is not offensive necessarily (as has been covered, in areas where there are more Natives than Inuits alone, Eskimo may be a more preferred term than inaccurately calling a non-Inuit indiviual Inuit) and by then the thread was locked.

So what have I learned?

Well that my initial non-offense at “Eskimo” was proper. It is not on par with “nigger” or “kike”.

And that some people here are really tightly wound. Wow.

I haven’t learned that I am out of it in though - I knew that already.
BTW Tao’s Revenge, there is a difference between a slur and a statement of ignorance. If there are people who really believe that Actic Natives (Inuit, Yupik, whatever) have a lower body temperature and ask you about it, then they are probably not trying to slur or insult you. They just do not know. Educating them is a reasonable response. The original thread has nothing to do with that ignorance. It was an inappropriate stupid attempt at a joke thread that would have been worthy only of mockery anywhere, totally out of place in GD, but hardly up there even with “nappy headed hos.”

Meh, I give up. Maybe I’ve been volunteering at the native women’s shelter too long. Maybe I need to watch more Kubrick. Or start reading the Imdb boards to acclimate myself to that sort of humor.

Well, to be fair, one can never be too compassionate. It just helps to maintain a sense of humor. Keep up the good work.

Well catfight considering that the thread had been up for less than 50 minutes when you put up your post and that of those who responded most were mocking the op (well one alluded to the reference but that went over both our heads), yeah your outrage at the lack of outrage seems a bit much, and your chosen method to express your point - that “Eskimo” was, you believed, derogatory and that “pussy” was objectifying - was less than optimal (as you have since realized).

You must also realize that it was pretty obvious that the op was trolling. Maybe I felt a silly mocking response was appropriate, but if I had felt it was clearly offensive my best response would not have been to flame - and thereby feed the troll - my best response would have been the “report post” button and ignoring it. Many probably just did not feed the troll* and figured the mods would be handling it shortly anyhow. To be outraged over that is misplaced I think, even if well intended.

*Not feeding a troll is neither condoning or tolerating BTW.

Yes, keep up the good work catfight

I think it’s odd that a person so easily offended would chose a demeaning term for an argument between women as a user name.

I guess it really is a matter of taste.

You may want to think about that Cat Fight

You shouldn’t be surprised to find out that everything you implied about liberty3701 here is wrong.

People can in fact believe that sexism works in devious ways while simultaneously having normal intergender relationships.

And you shouldn’t be surprised to find out that people can laugh at the absurd, scatological, and politically incorrect without being a bigot, and that they can laugh at a movie reference without being a redneck, a troll, or ignorant.

You’ve got your Ricky Gervais characters confused. His character on The Office was David Brent; Andy is his (much nicer) character on Extras.

As an aside, this must be a very old marching cadence. It certainly pre-dates Full Metal Jacket. My dad used a cleaned-up version of it when I was a kid in the 70s:

I don’t know but I’ve been told
Where the Eskimos live it gets mighty cold
When the sun goes down

…and he got out of the military in 1939. I imagine he’d heard the nastier version while in the service and cleaned it up for the young 'uns.

Okay, lesson learned: Don’t put something that might possibly be construed as a racial slur in an OP and not put anydangfreaking else in the OP.

What’s the damn point other than trolling? You really expect to not catch any crap for this?

Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Oh, and Cat Fight? I don’t know what the hell you were thinking, but here’s some free advice: Do not use that word you used (“the N-word”, for lack of a better term) ever, ever, ever again. Ever. I hope that wasn’t too ambiguous. And no, we do not think better of you for trying to rationalize this after the fact.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

That is just silly. Words are just words, they do not have magical powers. I am with Cat Fight here. It was a perfectly good use in order to make a perfectly good point.