This is the fucking pit, you kangeroo felching, snake screwing, bicycle seat sniffing, hanging around the school yard with a bag of candy perverts, previous bitches of Sweet Daddy in Leavenworth, cross-dressing towel jockeys in a two dollar whorehouse!
If I see one more lovey dovey post in this thread, I’ll hunt you down and kick your fucking useless ass so hard you’ll be using your balls for earrings.
So, anybody else hate walnuts here? You smack the fucking thing with a hammer and the pieces fly everywhere. Don’t even ask what the coffee table looks like after I’ve smashed a few. You’d think someone would invent something.
OK, I’ll actually make a complaint about Esprix. He’s a Macintosh person. Probably got one a them fucking neon colored little pathetic excuses for a coputer sitting right there in front of him. Ugh!
I guess there’s no accounting for taste. Next I’ll hear he likes to suck dick as well.
Spamdammit, Esprix, there is one thing about you that I just can’t stand…
Your breasts are just too damn small.
EVERYONE, male and female, should have at least D-cups! Then there’d be no war! Esprix, the lack of male boobs is ALL YOUR FAULT!!! ALL YOUR FA-A-A-A-AULT!!!
::breaks down sobbing::
I just… just… just wanna see… a guy with huge knockers…
::cries some more::
(How’s my performance? Was I believeable? Do I get an Emmy?)
Shadenwawa, if it was meant as a compliment, then thank you - I’ll take what I can get!
And Wally, give me a fucking sig line and maybe more people will want to harass me for it. Or maybe I should just steal this:
“Towel jockey?” And the whorehouses I patronize are at least five dollars. A girl’s gotta have her standards, after all…
waterj, I may be a Mac owner, but (a) I use a Pentium at work, which is where I post from, and (b) I’d never buy one of those fruity iMacs… I’m going for a G4 soon. (I will concede, however, that my Visor PDA is blue - so suck my dick!)
And Spoofe, you can get your own breasts done, either enhancing them or just getting old (and soon you’ll need a manssiere/bro). I’m recalling Joey on “Friends” when they buried him in the sand and gave him breasts, and he woke up quite happy…
