etv78, please take a nap

According to everyone I’ve ever mod-noted in Great Debates, yes. :wink:

That’s not nearly extravagant enough. I get a regular coffee mug but I get to drink molten gold out of it.

That looks to have been towards the end of etv’s posting career there. Earlier posts of his did seem to generate some subtle suspicion. Maybe by that time the regular posters on that board had a DNFTT thing going on.

I briefly looked at some of his posts on that mothering board. Weird. He established a whole family and life over there. Who does that?? Are we sure he’s not umkay? (mostly kidding, but jeez… creepy.)

I don’t think there are really any handicapped people. That they exist at all has got to be a huge hoax.

Can I follow you around with a little baggie for a few days afterwards, like Chong did with his dog?

Exactly. And that’s why it’s OK for me to park in their spots.

Are we sure he’s not Diamonds02? From the “Let’s talk about…” thread:

Hey, me too!

Hey, that one passive/aggressive wheelchair dude that used to post here might block you in with his car. Just sayin’.

Passive/aggressive?? How’d you come to that label? “Used to post here” Huh?

(I’m only assuming you are talking about me because of the whole ‘blocking him in with his car’ thing; lol)

Exactly. Nobody would ever call Ambivalid passive/aggressive. Ambi is a nice and honest aggressive/aggressive.

You really do, don’t you?

Thank you. :slight_smile: Ain’t no pansy-ass passive boys here! :cool:

Doesn’t everyone? I usually park my car across three disabled parking spaces. It’s not as if there are many disabled people about and even if they are they have ways of getting around, buggies and such. Also they’re so entitled so they should suck it up.

Parking my car across three spaces ensures that no one parks close enough to scratch the side of it, and also gives me access to the boot and the engine bay in case I want to check the windscreen wiper fluid.

I used to find just two bays satisfactory, but then it turned out that I was getting blocked in all the time by angry crips. I figure that using three makes it harder to block me in, and in the extremis gives me longer run up times to bash their cars out of the way. They get very touchy some of them.

If I’m very lucky and it’s a large supermarket (for example) where there are rows of disabled bays, then I can use six spaces. Many axes of freedom to guard against one armed vigilantes, and it also sends out the message I’m after: This guy’s a player.

That wasn’t you. Unless you changed your username. It was someone else.

Ding ding!

JamieMcGarry, by any chance?

Yeah, that asshole don’t come 'round these parts no more. :mad:

“Tufted titmouse” is possibly the best bird name out there, IMO.

I prefer bluefooted boobies, myself.

This is my favourite theory of the week. And would explain why everyone assumes **Diamonds02 **is a boy from “her” style of posting too.