Does your SO catch you right at the exact moment you are doing something you maybe should have thought better of?
I get caught constently doing things like picking skin or meat off a freshly cooked turkey, or dipping my finger in the vanilla cake badder…
But there have been other things I have been caught for… How about you? 
There’s nothing badder then sticking your fingers in the batter. 
DOH! :smack: I even looked it up but forgot to write the correct spelling!
Well…not this SO.
I will admit to two (2) things.
One, my Hubby, bless his heart, has this ISM about putting a paper towel over your plate in the microwave.
I don’t know why he’s so adamant about it, since I clean the dang thing out, but … several times he’s caught me sans paper towel when I pull my plate out.
The other things is about the garbages. Our driveway is about 500 ft long. In order to take out 2 or 3 cans you just gotta have to take the truck. If he’s already in bed, I’ll take the truck to the road. Only thing is, I’m not real happenin’ with pickup trucks. I’ll take too big of a swipe for a turn-around and make ruts in the yard. Ruts do NOT make Hubby happy. sigh. At least I took the garbages out !!
Well, other than regularly drinking milk straight from the bottle…
…encouraging the baby to ride the dog like a pony got me The Look last week.
Nice!
Pfft, when does she ever catch me doing something I should be doing?
Maybe getting caught sticking them in the catcher 
Spending way too damn much time on this one internet message board?
Really? What board is that?
Obviously, she simply doesn’t understand your obsession. She needs a hobby. Tell her to take up “sammitch making”.
I can’t post here, because if I did, then my SO would know.
. . . and I’d probably get a smack upside the head.
Tripler
Honey, it’s nothing illegal, I swear.
Mind you, this only happened once with my SO. Never again to be repeated in all eternity.
The LOOK that I received after I was caught* would make angels blush.
(Yes, I’m so sorry for my sins. I have since repented.)
*I was peeing into the commode while the seat was in the down position.
What? I have a great aim, and I can even write my name in the snow!
Daily. So far this week:
Got caught making Libby mime “Cat. I’m a kittycat. And I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.” That one has been forbidden since December.
Got caught using a drinking glass to carry in pond water to look at under the microscope.
Got caught lying in the floor in the sunbeam in a bra and panties too close to meter reading time.
Got caught swallowing vitamins with a vodka and lemonade.
Got caught feeding the birds his spanish peanuts.
Got caught slipping the dog some of his smoked cheddar.
Got caught “riding the pony” behind his back while he was kneeling to connect the external hard drive.
You know, I have no idea why he is still around.
You answer your own question…
Doubt it. I’m not that hot. Plus, I’m old.
Almost twenty posts and not one mention of masturbation? I’m surprised.
Sadly, the only times I’ve been caught masturbating by an SO is when I was supposed to be (ie, masturbating in front of/with her,) so even I can’t stop this trend.
My SO has no problem with me masturbating*. If I was doing it to underage goat/squid porn, she might…
…but she hasn’t caught me at it yet!
*provided I give her a go too
I have gotten caught singing to the cat. This is really really embarrassing when you thought you hung up the phone but you didn’t and then you sings songs but change the lyrics of songs to include your cat’s name. And you realize you didn’t hang up because you hear the laughing through the phone across the room.