Ever been caught in the "act"?

Oh, that reminds me of a close call I had in high school. I was going down on my girlfriend in my upstairs bedroom, who had just informed me that if I didn’t stop what I was doing I was “going to have to f&ck [her].” Well, if I have to, I have to, y’know?

At just about that moment, I heard my dad start up the stairs, just getting home from work.

Well, better he almost catch us then than 5 minutes later!