Ever been caught masturbating?

Yes. In the dorms in college a guy across the hall used to come over all the time without knocking. My roommates weren’t going to be back for a while and I forgot to lock the door. After he saw me he came over and wanted to watch with me. “Dude, get the fuck out!” That was weird.

What they edited out was the picture of his mother on the ceiling.

Here’s an edited version of Ricky the Wanker

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Good one. Are you sure that’s the edited version? :slight_smile:

It is not unusual for small children of both sexes to play with themselves. It’s pretty common that parents have to teach little boys to keep their hands out of their pants in front of other people (just like how little kids often have to be taught not to pick their nose in front of other people).

However, masturbation at a young age is definitely not universal. I cannot recall ever trying it myself as a child. According to some studies, about 30% of women have never masturbated (while of course it is pretty much universal for dudes).

I never got why Ricky the wanker started masturbating when she walked in. It’s like he’s lying there and when mom enters he sits up and starts going to it in earnest.

Nah compare that with the one linked to before. The furious beating off is what’s edited in the second vid.

I’ve been caught a few times, cause I’m quite careless. I remember sitting on the john, talking with my sister, sitting on the ground in front of me (we were both very young), and I just started touching myself absentmindedly. She just said after a while “what’re you doing?” That was probably the weirdest single moment of my life, in hindsight.

No, I watched all of them, and in all of them he starts masturbating after the door opens. I don’t mean the last one where it shows him masturbating as she’s talking. Even in the real video, he’s lying there and he pops up like a pop tart when the door opens and starts going at it. Dude, just lie there and she’ll go away!

I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters. My brothers and I shared rooms. I was probably ‘caught’ multiple times by them but between us it was more like. oops I just walked in on you beating off I’ll go watch tTV or something for a while. My mother walked in on me a few times and she was not OK with it her method of dealing with it was the look of death with no further comment. I don’t think my sisters or father ever caught me.

In my household with so many people their was always privacy issues so when I masturbated it was always under the covers. So if someone walked in on me it wasn’t apparent what I was doing though a 13year in bed at 3 in the afternoon was pretty obvious.

Never been caught. If that happened, I think I would quite literally burst into flames from embarassment. So even when I’m home alone, and I know not to expect anyone for hours, I lock the door because…God, what if someone did walk in?

involuntary whole-body shudder

If I have been caught, I never noticed. One time, in the family SUV, while we (mom, dad, sister, grandma and me) were driving to a relative’s house, my mom tried to bluff me on it but I didn’t take the bait. She pulled the whole damn scenario off of American Pie. It was one of the top two most awkward situations of my life.

That wasn’t his mom, just some random woman who walked in off the street. :slight_smile:

Yeah. My Stealth = FAIL. By my mother, sister, babysitter, and…

…wait for it…

Grandmother. :smack:

My father told me told me that if I ever got hopelessly lost in the woods, the best thing to do was to start jacking off. Someone was sure to find you.

I took it as a subliminal message to only jack off when you were 100% sure you would not be caught.

That’s great! A smelly fart will also mysteriously summon people.

No, look more closely at the beginning of Hippy Hollow’s link. We can see his bed covers move. He stops when his mother enters the room, but his reaction gives him away.

But why does he jump up and do it harder when she comes in? I know he’s masturbating before she enters, but why does he bother to sit up? Someone on the comments asked about that, too.

I didn’t know I got caught, but one day my parents gave me a book on the subject, as they were worried I was doing it too much.

I didn’t start till I was seventeen - typical Christian guilt.

I was caught once by my roommate my freshman year of college. I had no shame and was doing one afternoon while she was in the room, though I was under the covers (“napping”) and she was at her desk with her headphones on. She raised her eyebrows expressively at me but we didn’t ever discuss the matter.

Never been caught, and I’ve lived with family, roommates, and now a wifey my whole life. You might say I like to shine up the ol’ ninja sword.