Ever burped and farted at the same time? (TMI)

Sometimes you are expecting one thing, and another thing happens.

Sometimes you are expecting one thing, and both happen…
:eek:

Of course. I’ve sneezed and farted and coughed and farted too. And, this morning I farted on my husband’s leg in bed while sleeping.

My little girl sneezefarts all the time. Considering Newton’s principle, such an action and reaction is understandable. A burpfart though, what with both being pressure relievers, is a strange and rare beast. Cherish the moment as it may not manifest itself again anytime soon.

Now a burp followed by a yawn, as was detailed in a pit thread, is to be avoided at all costs.

What the…

A fart followed by a yawn is to be avoided at all costs.

One of my little fears is that I’ll belch while yawning at work. But yes, I have let fly at both ends at the same time. Keeps me in balance.

I have puked and shit and the same time. TMI? Do I get a trophy?