It went on and on… over and over for at least 30 minutes! I lost track of the time as it took over my every thought!!!
There was no getting away from the torment of it! I could speak, couldnt move except to clumsily jerk & spasm!!
And no orgasm!
There people who say that its as good as sex are full of crap.
There is no WAY you can tell me now that hiccups are mini orgasms.
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OH.
Its a sneeze that is like that.
I see.
Well, shit.
I once sneezed in the middle of a (solo) orgasm.
I refer to that incident as the “Moon Shot.”
Where is the pepper when you need it?
I sneeze frequently at the onset of horniness
Battery-operated pepper mills applied in appropriate portions should surely provide you some relief… quick relief at that.
I’m a guy. I doubt it word work the same for a female.
My “Moon Shot” refers directly to the muzzle velocity of my …errm, projectile (On clear nights you can still see it orbiting.)
Thank God I was alone. Otherwise I might have blown the top of my partner’s skull out.
If you sneezed, burped, yawned, farted, coughed, hiccupped, and orgasmed at the same time, would you explode?
OK, it’s a horrible old joke, but I can’t resist . . .
Bob: My wife is having a terrible time lately. Every time she sneezes, she has an orgasm.
Joe: Wow. What’s she taking for it?
Bob: Pepper
No, you would implode.
I have had multiple “internal” orgasms consuming this stuff.
Why do I think there has to be some way to link this with the “sneezing down my shirt” movement?
Twice I’ve coughed, burped, and sneezed at the same time… It was a somewhat unpleasant but rather interesting sensation.
My understanding has always been that if you belch, fart, sneeze, and orgasm at the same time, your girlfriend will kill you.
My girlfriend fakes her sneezes. Should I be concerned?
JBirdman12:Nah, just lie back and enjoy it. If you can’t tell the diff, does it matter? 
S-Terry Dan: I’ve farted (sbd’d, no less) and orgasmed at the same time. Nearly caused a divorce. As a girlfriend can just walk out on you, it’s not something I’d recommend if you want to continue the relationship.
And here I expected another g-spot thread. I am disappointed Kelli . 
Hello Krispy, how have you been ?
(No, no, that’s not what I mean; wait for it…)
Well, it wasn’t quite a moon shot, but, like, it had been a long session, okay?
And so I was quite tense and excited, right?
Ya see?
And, well… she finished me up manually, okay, and, uhh…
Well, the result, as it were, ended up across the room and in a bowl of fudge.
Most of it was salvageable.
The fudge, I mean.