I think this is the meat canon. And how one fires it. It can also be fired with liquid oxygen.
[QUOTE=js_africanus]
I think this is the meat canon. And how one fires it. It can also be fired with liquid oxygen.
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I think I asked for medium rare, not vaporized.
[QUOTE=fetus]
Hey, “meat cannon” sounds like a euphemism for “penis”. Isn’t that funny?
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I don’t get it.
It’s about penises, you see. Penis.
And then meat cannon ensued…
[QUOTE=JSexton]
And then meat cannon ensued…
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Hey, you say “penis”, I say “meat cannon”.
No, no, no. It’s actually about pork.
I had pulled pork for lunch.
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
No, no, no. It’s actually about pork.
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Ah ha! So this is the meat canon!
A bit if meat cannon plus a side of albino love chutney, and you’ve got a feast!
[QUOTE=js_africanus]
Ah ha! So this is the meat canon!
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“Sub-Primal Cut of Pork” would be a spectacularly good band name.
:eek: You did that in a restaurant? You’re sick! :mad:
I stopped calling it a cannon when it could only chip girly teeth.
Mine just bashes em clear out…if’n she’s not careful, that is.
You may resume calling it a “cannon”.
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Mine just bashes em clear out…if’n she’s not careful, that is.
You may resume calling it a “cannon”.
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Mine takes hers out and puts 'em in a glass of water ![]()
[QUOTE=Loopydude]
“Sub-Primal Cut of Pork” would be a spectacularly good band name.
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Well, Primus cut an album called Pork Soda. So I guess it’s kinda already been done.
meat cannon…
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Well, Primus cut an album called Pork Soda. So I guess it’s kinda already been done.
meat cannon…
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:: looking at watch and tapping foot ::
Glad you decided to join us, Mr. Montoya.

Oh…the OP. No, can’t say with any degree of certainty that I have fired a meat cannon. But when I was self employed I did fire a meat sock. Man! Hiring her in the first place was a mistake!
Meat cannon might be best for the 4th of July. For Presidents’ Day, might I suggest Lincoln’s sumptuous Birthday Meat Log?
[QUOTE=Loopydude]
Meat cannon might be best for the 4th of July. For Presidents’ Day, might I suggest Lincoln’s sumptuous Birthday Meat Log?
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I made meat logs on the grill a few weeks ago. I finished them under the broiler with a thick slice of munster, and a thich slice of swiss. Mmmm… meat log…
:: drool… ::