If you say “Pet A Dog” really fast it can sound kinda like “Pedagogue”?
That’s weird ain’t it? I think about this kind of thing a lot.
That’s nothing. If you say “gullible” really, really fast it sounds like “elephant”.
Oh…and you know that bit in the beginning of The Two Towers where that one Uruk Hai says something to the effect of, “We don’t take orders from orc maggots!” and that orc waits till the Uruk’s back is turned and then, like, clicks his teeth at him? That’s pretty cool too. I click my teeth at my boss’ back all the time when he’s being a dick. I don’t think he notices though.
What about the six-fingered man, do you do that to him too? 
No need. If you’ll recall:
“Offer me money!”
fwip
“Power too! Promise me that!”
fwip
“Offer me anything I ask for!”
BLOOD
“I want my father back you sonofabitch.”
God backwards is dog. This led me to the belief, when younger, that God was a dog. Specifically a black and white collie dog, sitting on it’s hind legs begging. I’m now an atheist.
OB
If you accidentally put an extra space in “therapist,” your therapist becomes “the rapist.” And I’m not sayin’ what happens when you leave a letter out of my real name, but it’s not good.