And your schtick is to follow him from thread to thread and make rude comments and/or point out that he’s a virgin if he hasn’t mentioned it. Tiresome and boring, indeed. I don’t have the kind of energy required for a pit thread, but your hard-on for thread-stalking Robot Arm and remarking on his sexual life are certainly deserving of one.
I’m enjoying this thread; it has everything! Humor, drama, romance!
I recently turned down a good looking Italian guy because of his puka shell necklace. And the slicked back hair. I’m still not sure which one of those was the deal killer. Maybe it was a combo deal.
Sorry, but that seems to me to be a perfectly good reason not to go out with someone.
It had to be the necklace. Way too 70’s.
Those necklaces were uncomfortable as hell. 
When I was eighteen, I had a major crush for quite some time on a girl I only knew by sight. I was a shy guy (still am), so It took me a great effort to finally talk to her at some dance we both were at. What do you talk about on a dance to break the ice? Right, music. So when I asked her for her favorites, they turned out to be (note that this was 1986 in Germany) … Modern Talking and C.C. Catch :smack: (the typical Doper may hopefully not know these acts, but they were the most horrible examples of 80s Euro disco schlock you can imagine, and I hated them with a passion). So I mumbled something like: “Well, I’m more into Z.Z. Top”, and that was it. My interest in her had instantly vanished.
So, I was at the gas station a little while ago, waiting in line to pay for gas. In front of me was a very good looking chick. She was wearing very nice jeans, expensive boots and had beautiful, shoulder length hair, pulled back into pony tail. I was about initiate some type of conversation with her, until I noticed that it was a guy.
Thread-stalking?? Please. I just comment when I see it in threads I’m participating in or reading. I don’t comment on the guy’s sex-life, he’s got that market cornered. I simply remark when I see it on how tiresome it gets. Pit me on this, please. I’d love to see that thread.
Scene: the cafeteria at Sheridan College,spring 1985. My friend and I are sitting at a table and we notice a gorgeous Asian woman nearby. I am immediately enamoured… until I pause a little and hear what she’s saying to her companion: the most hateful, petty bitchiness I’ve ever heard. Instant loss of attraction.
Ah yes. Minor detail. 
I passed on a total hottie once in a bar in Vegas. The petty reasons, you ask?
Well, the first one was, my wife was playing nickel slots about 30 feet away.
“No problem”, says she, “I’ll do you both.”
I replied, “Two of the three of us would really like that.”
I left the math up to her. I didn’t even bother to ask how much that would cost me.
C’mon, this is a happy, fun thread. Down boys. 
She wasn’t hot…only fairly attractive. Her bedroom didn’t look like an adults. It looked like a messy 14 year olds room. It kind of squinked me out. I was slightly allergic to her cat so I played that up to get out of there without too many hurt feelings.
All the time! It’s only $9.99 for a 24-pack at UDF (in Ohio, anyway).
Bad breath. Oh, he was incredibly hot, Russian, with a beautiful accent, and such a gentleman…and breath that could knock you down at ten paces. How could I stand to kiss that??
That’s a tough one. Just brushing your teeth/tongue usually won’t fix that. Kissing is such an important part of a new relationship (at least for me anyway).
Nevermind, joke already made.
This has always bothered me. Why didn’t she just ask you out?
As I told him earlier in the thread, take it to the Pit if you have beefs with other posters.
Both of you take your squabble there.