Seriously, ever “take matters into your own hands” and then, your SO comes home and starts indicated that there’s to be some action. And, you know yourself, sometimes you try and she wonders why it’s taking so long, so you learn and make some feable excuse to avoid the act?
Or, is it just me?
I’ve turned down sex so I can go just wack. Does that count? 
Yes, Omni it is just you. Freak.
Ok, seriously, I don’t do that personally. I’d always opt for the second round. 
Oh sure Copa, you don’t do that
You either do it, or lie about doing it.
Nope…must be a guy thing b/c I can turn around and get going all over again.
What does killing someone have to do with having sex or not?
whack
v. whacked, whack·ing, whacks
v. tr.
To strike (someone or something) with a sharp blow; slap.
Slang. To kill deliberately; murder.
Oh, wait looking further,
Phrasal Verb:
whack off - Vulgar Slang
To masturbate.
No never, never.
Turn down sex? Are you insane man?
As long as it isn’t literally 3 minutes later, I’m up and ready for another round any time.
speaking of insane, I read “wacked” as “went nuts”. In which case, yes, I have, since any turning down if , by definition, wack 
Yea, I hear ya badmana, but, you’d have to admit that it’s not as good. I like to go into battle with a full magazine, ya know?
I hate it when I cum and it sounds like a tractor trailor bleeding his air brakes.
God no. Hell, I tried to wack before sex, to improve my performance. It never worked, but hey, the more research and practice, the better. Plus you get one more orgasm than you otherwise would’ve!
[sings]Oh, Wacking Day, oh Wacking Day…
In the movie “Something About Mary” wasn’t it implied that a guy should whack off before going on a date to keep him from wanting to have sex with her? This way he behaved like a gentleman?
That’s my point.
It sure takes the “I wanna put you up against the wall and fuck your brains out until you pass out” right out of your sails.
It’s best to let it build up or else, it’s sort of half-assed no?
From experience, I know I can masturbate, and then have another orgasm maybe 20 minutes later. I can easily fill 20 minutes with foreplay, so no problem.
No, the idea was that if he whacked off before the date, there would be less chance of embarrassing erections during the date and an even more embarrassing premature ejaculation after the date.
Pfffffffffffffffft! It’s to keep your jitters down!
As a medical professional I must earnestly urge you all to never, ever whack, if the possibility of genuine action within the next 12 hours is greater than 2%. T’wouldn’t be healthy, dontcha know.
QtM, MD
Uh, apparently we don’tch … er, don’t know. Please elaborate?
It wouldn’t even matter to me if it were 3 minutes later… I am NOT in a position to turn down sex.
Oh, not the whacking. I whack like Waffle House has waffles, man. But I would never turn down the sex. Hell, sometimes I won’t turn down whacking after whacking.
Ok, Waffle House has more waffles than that, but still.
MAYBE oral…
Mostly cause I don’t want her to get the wrong impression. Not cause I wouldn’t be able to or anything.