Ever wonder how Jack Bauer has the energy to go an entire day non-stop?

(animated)
“All right, Agent Bauer, I’ve finally captured you. Now, I have only one question: How are you able to work against us 24 hours a day?”
“With this…Red Bull® Energy Drink. It revitalizes body and mind.”
(Throws the Red Bull® to captor)
“Ahh…now I can go on for hours! Red Bull® gives you wiiiiiings!”
(Captor grows wings, Jack escapes)

Yeah, but how many people does Jerry Lewis have to kill in those 24 hours?

He’s like Santa!

At least, if Santa shot people.

And heroin.

More than you’d think.

I’m amazed at the number of gunfights Bauer gets into in a 24 hour period. You’d think he’d lose his hearing by hour 9 or so. 'Course, I only saw the first series.

Stranger

To digress from the OP a little, did no one else recognize the Calorie Mate from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater?

Yours is the 25th post on the series 24.
Good gad man, have you no shame?

Hey man, Santa’s got to travel around the whole world in one night and give presents to 2,000,000,000 people. If you think he’s not doing heroin to keep the pace up, you’re kidding yourself.