Gropin’ chairs,
Gropin’ babies,
Grope-a-bye
Grope of ages,
Side by side well grope together, always…
You’re giving grog to a fish?
'Cause I’m a groper, I’m a grinner
I’m a poker, and I’m a sinner
I do my groping in the sun
I’m a groper, I’m a smoker
I’m a midnight stroker
I sure don’t want to hurt no one
I’m a groper
I’m a grinner
I’m a lover
And I’m a sinner
I do my groping in the sun
I’m a groper
I’m a smoker
I’m a midnight stroker
I get my groping on the run
I hate myself for groping you
Can’t feel things like the way that you do
You wanna talk but I’m all over you
That’s why I hate myself for groping you.
–Inigrope Jett & the Blackhearts
These posts have been groped by the Gropist!
Regards,
Shodan
I read the news today, oh boy
About some men busted for groping
And yes the news was rather glad
And I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
Gropin’, got my chips cashed in
Keep gropin’, like the Kava-man
Drunken, allegedly in line,
Just keep gropin’ on
Hey there baby, you’re the one,
Groping you is lots of fun!
Hey there baby you know I’ll be groping you,
she-do-bee-doo…
Ah - Now I don’t hardly know her
But I think I can grope her
Crimson and Clover…
Buddy you’re a boy,
make a big noise
Playing with yourself
Think you’ll be a big man someday?
You got mud on your face
You’re a big disgrace
Groping your way all over the place.
You’re so gropey,
You probably think this song is about you…
Mama
Just groped a girl
Put my dong against her head
Pulled my trigger, now she’s red
Mama
Court had just begun
And now I’ve gone and thrown it all away…
I don’t care what the neighbours say,
I’m gonna grope you, each and every day.
All my gropin,
I will send to you-u-uuuuuu.
All my gropin,
Darling grope me true.
It’s my party and I’ll grope if I want to
Grope if I want to, grope if I want to…
I groped a man in Reno,
Just to watch him cry…
Now it’s Judy’s turn to grope
Judy’s turn to grope…
My big brother used to go around singing this old Platters song, with a variation:
My prayer … is to finger with you.
Girl, hit your hallelujah, whooo
Uptown gropes gonna give it to ya…
I come from London town I’m just, an ordinary guy
Friday’s I go groping in the Louuuuuuuuuuuuvre.
I’m bound to be out groping on a Saturday night,
I’ll be groping on a sunday afternoon.
Grope me two times
Grope me twice today
Grope me two times
I’m goin’ away
Grope me two times
One for tomorrow
One just for today
Grope me two times
I’m goin’ away!!!